You Eat Inside Out Faggot Buttholes (aka Twizzlers)
You know that you're goofy when you IM your roommate, who is in the same room as you barely two feet away, just to have a nonsensical insult fight, just like on Xavier: Renegade Angel on the Shakashuri Blowdown Episode! It was like five or six in the morning and we were just IMing crazy insults that made no damn sense to each other. And one of mine is the title. She likes to eat twizzlers, but I never was fond of them, so I started saying, "That's why you eat inside out faggot buttholes!" And then we laughed uncontrollably and I collapsed into the floor trying not to pee on myself! And another time I hadn't slept for like two days and I was getting ready for class and she was laying in her bed and we were having another nonsensical argument and I started singing with a country twang in my underwear and doing a square dance and I really did almost pee on myself that time *laugh*
The point of the story is never sleep, everything is ten times funnier that way *nods with a wise look on her face*
Have you ever had someone admit something to you that you REALLY didn't want to know? Yes? Good....I had that happen twice...in the same day....it sucked. There are just some things that ignorance is bliss about...trust me! I'm not sure I can express how much I didn't want to know what I now know....*sigh*
Moving on....um...my kitty is getting healthy again! I'm so excited for her. I love my little fluff ball! I can't wait to go home and see her!
Anyway I suppose that's it. Gonna go do stuff and things now! *goes and does stuff and things*
"I am what I am, I can't help myself and if you don't like it, get with somebody else. I'll never change my ways, it's not a phase. This is how it is and this is how it's gonna stay. I am what I am, what can I say? I'm gonna be this way up until my dying day. Because I am what I am and nobody else and if you've got a problem better take it somewhere else...."
The point of the story is never sleep, everything is ten times funnier that way *nods with a wise look on her face*
Have you ever had someone admit something to you that you REALLY didn't want to know? Yes? Good....I had that happen twice...in the same day....it sucked. There are just some things that ignorance is bliss about...trust me! I'm not sure I can express how much I didn't want to know what I now know....*sigh*
Moving on....um...my kitty is getting healthy again! I'm so excited for her. I love my little fluff ball! I can't wait to go home and see her!
Anyway I suppose that's it. Gonna go do stuff and things now! *goes and does stuff and things*
"I am what I am, I can't help myself and if you don't like it, get with somebody else. I'll never change my ways, it's not a phase. This is how it is and this is how it's gonna stay. I am what I am, what can I say? I'm gonna be this way up until my dying day. Because I am what I am and nobody else and if you've got a problem better take it somewhere else...."