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so me and coral drank like night, and got totally out of control like usual...
after a bottle of cider, i pretty much tore the fucking shit out of her porch, and her grandpa laughed at me and said..."if we ever need demolition, we know who to call"...and i fell in the process of kicking ass on the porch and got a big bruise on my arm. anyways we got corals mom to drive us into town and we went and drank our big beer and chased it with 5 cent candies.(it's really a good idea guys), and we went and sat in a dug out and yelled Rick James' quotes and Lil' John quotes at some tennis players, eventually, we moved and sat at some building, and continued out rick james and lil john yelling. some guys came over and were all "sup ladies, you girls want to drink" and we're all....."no.....YES!" so yeah, then we left, and i was walking down the handicap ramp and right when i was at the end, i fell FLAT on my face and hit my head on the pavement, hello goose egg! and one guy just stood there and stared at me, and one guy named Tony was all "HOLY SHIT ARE YOU OKAY" and i was all "HAH, yeah dude, help me up" so he did... then i pissed on a tree...then, we went back to these guys place and drank lots more, we drank rum and coke, EW. me and coral pretty much suspect they put something in our drinks, but we were probably being delusional drunks, as always. so, coral starts puking and i make her grab her shit so we could go, i thank them, we leave, as soon as coral gets outside, she lays on the pavement and i was all "i don't think so girlfriend, get the fuck up and call your fucking mother right fucking now" so she did. and like we went to the community gardens and both started puking to our little hearts' content. sooo we start walking some more and BAM, the drunkness hits me like a fucking ton of carrots. man do i ever stumble and rant. but yes, corals mom is now here to get us. so we get in the car, i just about puke, and coral is hanging her head out the window like a dog pretty much. k so we get home, and all i say is "coral...come outside....right...now...i have to puke" so she's all...."...okay"
so we go outside...and puke, NOW, if i had not smashed the fence thing down, we would not be able to hang our heads over the side. so i'm pretty much a destructive genius.
FRIDAY MORNING;
holy shit man, you don't even want to know...
HELLO HANG OVER, BACK SO SOON?
after a bottle of cider, i pretty much tore the fucking shit out of her porch, and her grandpa laughed at me and said..."if we ever need demolition, we know who to call"...and i fell in the process of kicking ass on the porch and got a big bruise on my arm. anyways we got corals mom to drive us into town and we went and drank our big beer and chased it with 5 cent candies.(it's really a good idea guys), and we went and sat in a dug out and yelled Rick James' quotes and Lil' John quotes at some tennis players, eventually, we moved and sat at some building, and continued out rick james and lil john yelling. some guys came over and were all "sup ladies, you girls want to drink" and we're all....."no.....YES!" so yeah, then we left, and i was walking down the handicap ramp and right when i was at the end, i fell FLAT on my face and hit my head on the pavement, hello goose egg! and one guy just stood there and stared at me, and one guy named Tony was all "HOLY SHIT ARE YOU OKAY" and i was all "HAH, yeah dude, help me up" so he did... then i pissed on a tree...then, we went back to these guys place and drank lots more, we drank rum and coke, EW. me and coral pretty much suspect they put something in our drinks, but we were probably being delusional drunks, as always. so, coral starts puking and i make her grab her shit so we could go, i thank them, we leave, as soon as coral gets outside, she lays on the pavement and i was all "i don't think so girlfriend, get the fuck up and call your fucking mother right fucking now" so she did. and like we went to the community gardens and both started puking to our little hearts' content. sooo we start walking some more and BAM, the drunkness hits me like a fucking ton of carrots. man do i ever stumble and rant. but yes, corals mom is now here to get us. so we get in the car, i just about puke, and coral is hanging her head out the window like a dog pretty much. k so we get home, and all i say is "coral...come outside....right...now...i have to puke" so she's all...."...okay"
so we go outside...and puke, NOW, if i had not smashed the fence thing down, we would not be able to hang our heads over the side. so i'm pretty much a destructive genius.
FRIDAY MORNING;
holy shit man, you don't even want to know...
HELLO HANG OVER, BACK SO SOON?