Jackass

[takemehome]

Yesterday at work this older man came up to the cash. He handed me an audio book and a hardcover book to ring up. He handed me a fifty dollar bill. I said "Your total is $67.82" He said, "Typical woman, always asking for more money."

This is me, totally unimpressed.

Comments

oooh. hawt.

[anney]

Give him my number. Better yet, my MSNer. Sounds like a winner.

you know you love it

[takemehome]

Bitch, get in line!

[jihad4dummies]

Here's my thoughts. Whenever a man says something stupid like that do this:

Look down at his waist.
Look up at his eyes.
Say 'Sir I can tell by the crease in your pants you have a very small penis. I'm sorry about that. But you still owe me another $17.82'