Written (ALTERNATE ENDING TO Fairy-tales Don't Exist)
Title: Written (ALTERNATE ENDING TO Fairy-tales Don't Exist)
Author: takelo14
Pairing: Yunjae
Rating: PG 13
Genre: Romance, Fail Humor, Fluffy (just a bit)
Length: One-shot
Warning: half-way smut
Summary: "My hand landed on the door knob, and just as I was about to pull the door open, guards appeared..."
A/N: GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!!! I found the PERFECT ending XD
to people who haven't read the main story and the sequel, READ THEM and then come read this, because it WILL NOT MAKE SENSE UNLESS U READ BOTH OF THEM!!!
so... I am for the first time proud to present u guys 'Written'!
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"[A WEEK AFTER THE INVESTIGATION]
After the incident with Siwon while he was questioning me, the judge sentenced me to twenty-five years in the National Prison, plus a fine of ten billion Won once I was released.
But the ass hole who was examining me before I entered the prison deemed me MENTALY UNSTABLE.
(A/N:PLEASE READ ON, IT WILL MAKE SENSE LATER ON!)
[PRESENT TIME]
I slapped the nurse's hand away as she reached out to me to give me medication. She gasped in surprise and fear as I swiftly stood up, not giving her time utter a single word. WHO THE HELL DECIDED THAT I'M A NUTCASE?! I WILL KILL THE STUPID JACKASS THAT THREW ME IN THIS GODDAMN PLACE!
My hand landed on the door knob, and just as I was about to pull the door open, guards appeared out of nowhe-"
Yunho snapped out of whatever he was thinking of when a book landed in the middle of his head. He groaned in pain while rubbing the injured spot and looking around wildly.
"What the heck Jae! What was that for?!" Yunho pouted at his boyfriend who was looking more furious than ever. His raven hair was sticking out in every direction, while his big doe eyes held the wrath of Hell. Jaejoong's pale face was now scarlet red resembling that of a tomato.
"Yunnie" Jaejoong whined, mustering the cutest kicked-puppy-dog face he could manage. "I felt NAUSEATED when I was reading that, is that how you want your readers to feel?" The handsome writer was about to say something when Jaejoong interrupted him. "Are you really gonna publish this book? its full of murder and hate! And one more thing..." Yunho looked closely at Jaejoong, waiting for his beloved to finish telling him his thoughts.
"WHY THE HELL DO THE MAIN CHARACTERS HAVE OUR NAMES?! WHY DID 'JAEJOONG' DIE HERE? IS THAT HOW YOUR SICK IMAGINATION WORKS?! DO YOU DREAM ABOUT KILLING ME?!" Jaejoong was now panting from his feeble attempts to calm himself down.
"Aw, Jaaaaeeee, you know I would never actually do that to anyone! Never the less you! Its just a book sweetheart, It's not meant to resemble any real life feelings or anything." Jaejoong's cheeks were puffed up, his body facing away from Yunho. When His words were met with silence, he tried again.
"Are you gonna be like that" yunho purred, wrapping his arms around Jaejoong's slim waist from behind. Jaejoong could feel Yunho's breathing against his neck as he started to trail kisses everywhere; at the moment, he couldn't help but moan. Yunho smirked. I've never had office sex before... I bet it's HOT. Jaejoong was about to turn around and meet Yunho's lips with his own when he realized where they were. He quickly pushed Yunho aside in slight disappointment.
"Baby, why do you ALWAYS choose the worst places possible to act seduuuu...ctiiiv...ly" Jaejoong gasped as he felt Yunho turn his face around roughly, and smashing his lips against his own. The embraced, locked in a fiery and oddly sloppy kissing. Yunho explored the insides of the smaller male's mouth while biting down on his plump lips. Yunho gripped Jaejoong's chin with one hand, sealing them in the kiss. With his other hand, he brushed his boyfriend's toned body on the surface of his shirt. He growled impatiently and attempted to remove the shirt, but Jaejoong's hand held his back. They broke apart as Yunho looked up at the other, pouting in a needy expression. Jaejoong whispered in his ear,
"Let's save it for tonight baby, we have to go meet Yoosu and Changmin in the cafe down the street." Yunho stayed where he was, sprawled awkwardly on his office chair. His hair ruffled, shirt half open. He glanced down at his feet to find some of his dress-shirt buttons lying forgotten on the floor. Jaejoong laughed heartily at his "yunnie's" expression. You are SOOO cute. Jaejoong unconsciously licked his lips, leaving the other dumbfounded.
"OH hell no Jae, you are SOOO getting it tonight!" Yunho was out of the strange trance. He gingerly stood up, wobbling a bit as he chased after Jaejoong towards the Cafe.
[AT THE CAFE]
"Yunho, are you serious? what kind of a sadistic writing is THIS?" Changmin burst out laughing at Junsu's words, but he could tell that the man's words were no less serious than that of a pissed off political leader who was cheating on his wife and his son found out about it, and is trying to break-up with his mistress. Jaejoong nodded his head eagerly, giving Yunho the I-told-you-so look. Yunho facepalmed, trying to think of something to tell them, in order to distract his ADHD friends.
"Jae... why did you bring that here?" Then he added privately to Jaejoong alone, "they won't ever get off my back about it!" Yunho looked around frustrated.
"Hyung, who knew that behind all that sex appeal, lies a creepy, sadist, sick, old man who rapes and kills children?" Everyone burst into a laughing fit, while Yoochun high fived Changmin because of his dead-on observation.
"okay" Yunho held his hands up in defeat. He snatches his writings away from the troublesome-four. He dumps all the papers inside the trashcan behind their table. "You guys win, now can we please talk about something else?" There GOES 13 months of effort, almost brought to you guys with my blood, sweat, and tears. He thought to himself miserably.
"Oh, you guys, my parents were going to go to the hot springs in Japan with some of our relatives, but they canceled, and now I have four extra airplane tickets and spa resort passes. I thought we could go together this weekend." Yoochun announced, exciting everyone. Junsu and Jaejoong squeeled in glee, while the other three looked at the pair in pity.
"Based on Jaejoong's reaction... I guess you can count us in." Yunho told Yoochun, earning himself an approving nod from Jaejoong himself.
"Aw YEAH, you can count me in." Changmin replied slyly "I bet I can find some girly-man to hook up with this weekend baby!"
"Yoochun, you know my answer, right?" Junsu winked at Yoochun, while the poor soul felt his pants tighten at the mere thought of a vacation with his hubby. In a hot spring. The five talked for a while, and decided the meeting time and place on Friday. They parted their ways, and said good bye. Yunho looked at Jaejoong, smirking when he remembered the event back at his office. Jaejoong looked up, noticing Yunho's watchful gaze on him. Once they reached home, they fell on the living room couch, completely worn out.
"Hey, Jaejoong?" Jaejoong snapped his head back at Yunho, who was staring at him intensely.
"yah?"
"Remember when you asked me if we were ever going to marry, and I never answered you?" Jaejoong nodded his head sadly, lowering his gaze to the ground.
"Well, I just wanted you to know, that it was because I wasn't looking for a relationship THAT serious." Jaejoong felt like his heart shattered. He was about to get up to find an excuse to get away from Yunho when he felt a hand holding him back.
"Now I want to know." Yunho got on one knee, holding a small black box. He opened it, revealing a beautiful simple ring, "Will you marry me?" The question caught Jaejoong off guard, his eyes widening in wonder and pleasant surprise. He felt his eyes tear up in happiness. He couldn't believe it, he was actually getting married with the person he loves most in the world.
"Yes, god YES Yunho!" Jaejoong watched Yunho as he slipped the silver ring on his finger. He flexed his fingers, getting used to the metal band around his finger. He looked at Yunho in glee, pulling him up for what proved to be a very LONG lasting hug. Yunho cupped his fiance's cheeks, placing a simple yet loving kiss on his pink lips. For a moment longer, they stayed in each other’s arms.
"Now, let's have some steaming, I-just-got-married sex." Yunho smiled his greasy smile, "It has to be extra long, and extra special, with EXTRA rounds. I'll make sure that you'll never look at the bookshelf your grandpa made you the same again."
"Yunho-ah, I think that the only reason you proposed to me was to get into my pants..." Jaejoong teased, his words trailing off as yunho started to rub him suggestively. Yunho laughed throwing his back. Then he reached into his pocket, taking out a small white flag, with the words peace written on it. Jaejoong looked at him quizzically.
Yunho pointed at his own growing erection, "Jaejoong-ah, we CUM in peace" Yunho stopped smiling abruptly, his face scrunching up in plead, "Now let's go before I attack you here!"
Jaejoong smirked as he felt himself being lifted off the ground. He wrapped his legs around Yunho's waist, as they made their way towards their bedroom.
Yunho laid Jaejoong on the master bed. He turned back and hurriedly slammed the door shut behind them.
The End
~~
A/N: how did you guys like this ending better?!?!?!?!?!?! XD im dying of CURIOSITY!!! PLEASE COMMENT!
I want to know what u guys thought of it!
COMMENT loves :)
Honestly, i enjoyed writing this more than the other two parts, and i really hope you guys enjoyed it too :) I thouught this was the perfect ending! ;D so now with school over, I can probably update everyother day, if not everyday ^^
Author: takelo14
Pairing: Yunjae
Rating: PG 13
Genre: Romance, Fail Humor, Fluffy (just a bit)
Length: One-shot
Warning: half-way smut
Summary: "My hand landed on the door knob, and just as I was about to pull the door open, guards appeared..."
A/N: GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!!! I found the PERFECT ending XD
to people who haven't read the main story and the sequel, READ THEM and then come read this, because it WILL NOT MAKE SENSE UNLESS U READ BOTH OF THEM!!!
so... I am for the first time proud to present u guys 'Written'!
~~~~~~~~
"[A WEEK AFTER THE INVESTIGATION]
After the incident with Siwon while he was questioning me, the judge sentenced me to twenty-five years in the National Prison, plus a fine of ten billion Won once I was released.
But the ass hole who was examining me before I entered the prison deemed me MENTALY UNSTABLE.
(A/N:PLEASE READ ON, IT WILL MAKE SENSE LATER ON!)
[PRESENT TIME]
I slapped the nurse's hand away as she reached out to me to give me medication. She gasped in surprise and fear as I swiftly stood up, not giving her time utter a single word. WHO THE HELL DECIDED THAT I'M A NUTCASE?! I WILL KILL THE STUPID JACKASS THAT THREW ME IN THIS GODDAMN PLACE!
My hand landed on the door knob, and just as I was about to pull the door open, guards appeared out of nowhe-"
Yunho snapped out of whatever he was thinking of when a book landed in the middle of his head. He groaned in pain while rubbing the injured spot and looking around wildly.
"What the heck Jae! What was that for?!" Yunho pouted at his boyfriend who was looking more furious than ever. His raven hair was sticking out in every direction, while his big doe eyes held the wrath of Hell. Jaejoong's pale face was now scarlet red resembling that of a tomato.
"Yunnie" Jaejoong whined, mustering the cutest kicked-puppy-dog face he could manage. "I felt NAUSEATED when I was reading that, is that how you want your readers to feel?" The handsome writer was about to say something when Jaejoong interrupted him. "Are you really gonna publish this book? its full of murder and hate! And one more thing..." Yunho looked closely at Jaejoong, waiting for his beloved to finish telling him his thoughts.
"WHY THE HELL DO THE MAIN CHARACTERS HAVE OUR NAMES?! WHY DID 'JAEJOONG' DIE HERE? IS THAT HOW YOUR SICK IMAGINATION WORKS?! DO YOU DREAM ABOUT KILLING ME?!" Jaejoong was now panting from his feeble attempts to calm himself down.
"Aw, Jaaaaeeee, you know I would never actually do that to anyone! Never the less you! Its just a book sweetheart, It's not meant to resemble any real life feelings or anything." Jaejoong's cheeks were puffed up, his body facing away from Yunho. When His words were met with silence, he tried again.
"Are you gonna be like that" yunho purred, wrapping his arms around Jaejoong's slim waist from behind. Jaejoong could feel Yunho's breathing against his neck as he started to trail kisses everywhere; at the moment, he couldn't help but moan. Yunho smirked. I've never had office sex before... I bet it's HOT. Jaejoong was about to turn around and meet Yunho's lips with his own when he realized where they were. He quickly pushed Yunho aside in slight disappointment.
"Baby, why do you ALWAYS choose the worst places possible to act seduuuu...ctiiiv...ly" Jaejoong gasped as he felt Yunho turn his face around roughly, and smashing his lips against his own. The embraced, locked in a fiery and oddly sloppy kissing. Yunho explored the insides of the smaller male's mouth while biting down on his plump lips. Yunho gripped Jaejoong's chin with one hand, sealing them in the kiss. With his other hand, he brushed his boyfriend's toned body on the surface of his shirt. He growled impatiently and attempted to remove the shirt, but Jaejoong's hand held his back. They broke apart as Yunho looked up at the other, pouting in a needy expression. Jaejoong whispered in his ear,
"Let's save it for tonight baby, we have to go meet Yoosu and Changmin in the cafe down the street." Yunho stayed where he was, sprawled awkwardly on his office chair. His hair ruffled, shirt half open. He glanced down at his feet to find some of his dress-shirt buttons lying forgotten on the floor. Jaejoong laughed heartily at his "yunnie's" expression. You are SOOO cute. Jaejoong unconsciously licked his lips, leaving the other dumbfounded.
"OH hell no Jae, you are SOOO getting it tonight!" Yunho was out of the strange trance. He gingerly stood up, wobbling a bit as he chased after Jaejoong towards the Cafe.
[AT THE CAFE]
"Yunho, are you serious? what kind of a sadistic writing is THIS?" Changmin burst out laughing at Junsu's words, but he could tell that the man's words were no less serious than that of a pissed off political leader who was cheating on his wife and his son found out about it, and is trying to break-up with his mistress. Jaejoong nodded his head eagerly, giving Yunho the I-told-you-so look. Yunho facepalmed, trying to think of something to tell them, in order to distract his ADHD friends.
"Jae... why did you bring that here?" Then he added privately to Jaejoong alone, "they won't ever get off my back about it!" Yunho looked around frustrated.
"Hyung, who knew that behind all that sex appeal, lies a creepy, sadist, sick, old man who rapes and kills children?" Everyone burst into a laughing fit, while Yoochun high fived Changmin because of his dead-on observation.
"okay" Yunho held his hands up in defeat. He snatches his writings away from the troublesome-four. He dumps all the papers inside the trashcan behind their table. "You guys win, now can we please talk about something else?" There GOES 13 months of effort, almost brought to you guys with my blood, sweat, and tears. He thought to himself miserably.
"Oh, you guys, my parents were going to go to the hot springs in Japan with some of our relatives, but they canceled, and now I have four extra airplane tickets and spa resort passes. I thought we could go together this weekend." Yoochun announced, exciting everyone. Junsu and Jaejoong squeeled in glee, while the other three looked at the pair in pity.
"Based on Jaejoong's reaction... I guess you can count us in." Yunho told Yoochun, earning himself an approving nod from Jaejoong himself.
"Aw YEAH, you can count me in." Changmin replied slyly "I bet I can find some girly-man to hook up with this weekend baby!"
"Yoochun, you know my answer, right?" Junsu winked at Yoochun, while the poor soul felt his pants tighten at the mere thought of a vacation with his hubby. In a hot spring. The five talked for a while, and decided the meeting time and place on Friday. They parted their ways, and said good bye. Yunho looked at Jaejoong, smirking when he remembered the event back at his office. Jaejoong looked up, noticing Yunho's watchful gaze on him. Once they reached home, they fell on the living room couch, completely worn out.
"Hey, Jaejoong?" Jaejoong snapped his head back at Yunho, who was staring at him intensely.
"yah?"
"Remember when you asked me if we were ever going to marry, and I never answered you?" Jaejoong nodded his head sadly, lowering his gaze to the ground.
"Well, I just wanted you to know, that it was because I wasn't looking for a relationship THAT serious." Jaejoong felt like his heart shattered. He was about to get up to find an excuse to get away from Yunho when he felt a hand holding him back.
"Now I want to know." Yunho got on one knee, holding a small black box. He opened it, revealing a beautiful simple ring, "Will you marry me?" The question caught Jaejoong off guard, his eyes widening in wonder and pleasant surprise. He felt his eyes tear up in happiness. He couldn't believe it, he was actually getting married with the person he loves most in the world.
"Yes, god YES Yunho!" Jaejoong watched Yunho as he slipped the silver ring on his finger. He flexed his fingers, getting used to the metal band around his finger. He looked at Yunho in glee, pulling him up for what proved to be a very LONG lasting hug. Yunho cupped his fiance's cheeks, placing a simple yet loving kiss on his pink lips. For a moment longer, they stayed in each other’s arms.
"Now, let's have some steaming, I-just-got-married sex." Yunho smiled his greasy smile, "It has to be extra long, and extra special, with EXTRA rounds. I'll make sure that you'll never look at the bookshelf your grandpa made you the same again."
"Yunho-ah, I think that the only reason you proposed to me was to get into my pants..." Jaejoong teased, his words trailing off as yunho started to rub him suggestively. Yunho laughed throwing his back. Then he reached into his pocket, taking out a small white flag, with the words peace written on it. Jaejoong looked at him quizzically.
Yunho pointed at his own growing erection, "Jaejoong-ah, we CUM in peace" Yunho stopped smiling abruptly, his face scrunching up in plead, "Now let's go before I attack you here!"
Jaejoong smirked as he felt himself being lifted off the ground. He wrapped his legs around Yunho's waist, as they made their way towards their bedroom.
Yunho laid Jaejoong on the master bed. He turned back and hurriedly slammed the door shut behind them.
The End
~~
A/N: how did you guys like this ending better?!?!?!?!?!?! XD im dying of CURIOSITY!!! PLEASE COMMENT!
I want to know what u guys thought of it!
COMMENT loves :)
Honestly, i enjoyed writing this more than the other two parts, and i really hope you guys enjoyed it too :) I thouught this was the perfect ending! ;D so now with school over, I can probably update everyother day, if not everyday ^^