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[takehiscrown]

Very well. Since the device seems so intent on being used, I have a request: If there is someone who knows how to fix a microwave oven, I have one that requires repair. If compensation is needed, then so be it.

[ADDED SEVERAL HOURS LATER;]
Additionally, I am in need of a spade if any of you know where one could be found.

Comments

[confidencelegs]

a SPADE, uHHH,
lIKE A KISMESIS OR SOMETHING, RIGHT,

wELL, i GUESS THAT'S SORTA STRAIGHTFORWARD, uHHH,
gOOD LUCK, i GUESS, }:)

[takehiscrown]

While I haven't the faintest idea what a kismesis is, I highly doubt that's related. It's like a shovel.

[confidencelegs]

oHHH, uHH,,,
sORRY ABOUT THAT, THEN,

[takehiscrown]

Of course.

[... Okay he has a strong feeling he's going to regret this but he's curious.]

What's a kismesis?

[confidencelegs]

uHHH,
wELL, i GUESS THIS IS KIND OF AWKWARD,
uMMM,,,

wELL, wHEN YOU FILL PAILS, yOU HAVE SOMEONE WITH FEELINGS OF, uHHH, cARING ABOUT THEM AND STUFF, aND i GUESS THAT WOULD BE WHAT IS KNOWN AS A, wELL, MATESPIRIT,

bUT THE OTHER KIND OF PERSON YOU FILL PAILS WITH WOULD BE A KISMESIS,
aND THOSE ARE PEOPLE WHO YOU HAVE, uHHH, tHE BLACKEST HATE FOR,
tROLL ROMANCE IS A LITTLE CONFUSING,
aND THAT'S NOT EVEN ACCOUNTING FOR AUSPISTICE OR MOIRAIL,