lmfao
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Thsi cereal sucks. It got all soggy.
jackiee. says:
Hahaha GOOD
jackiee. says:
I AM GLAD THINGS AREN'T GOING YOUR WAY!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Damn... you win again.
jackiee. says:
I am a horrible person!!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
For sure.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
I mean of everyone I know, you're pretty much the worst.
jackiee. says:
Dick.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Nooo
jackiee. says:
GO FALL IN A DITCH.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Ok.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
If that.. *sniff*... makes you happy..
jackiee. says:
):
jackiee. says:
pls2not b sad.
jackiee. says:
I do not wish death upon you.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Wtf I already took the posion!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
DAMN YOU
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Poison even!
jackiee. says:
LOL
jackiee. says:
I am sorry! This wasn't my intention at all!
jackiee. says:
Except... maybe a little...
jackiee. says:
But for the most part, no!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Intentions or not, my blood is on your hands. Or it will be when I'm dead.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Which should be soon.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
*cough* Oh God, I can feel it already.
jackiee. says:
...
jackiee. says:
STOP DYING, I COMMAND YOU.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Ok.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Phew, I'm glad I don't have to die anymore. That was gonna suck.
jackiee. says:
Hahahhdjfdhkffsd.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
h0tNsPiCy91, eh?
jackiee. says:
Hahaha it's from some stupid myspace chain letter.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Mmmm, chain letters.
jackiee. says:
I just thought it was funny 'cause it implied that if you wanna know the answers to anything, you gotta check the internet.
jackiee. says:
Since the internet is all-knowing and always correct.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Like the ones where you die if you don't reply?
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Yeah, just ask Wikipedia.
jackiee. says:
Yeah, that chain letter in particular was about a guy who stalked this girl, skinned her and her sister, the family have a baby boy years later, and the dead girl contacts the boy on AIM and kills her parents.
jackiee. says:
And if you don't repost that bulletin, your parents will kill you tonight.
jackiee. says:
Funny thing is, I didn't die last night, so I guess it's false!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
HOLY SHIT
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
No, you must be wrong, you must have reposted in your sleep. You'd simply be dead.
jackiee. says:
LOL.
jackiee. says:
No, no... I am indeed alive...
jackiee. says:
I just have single-handedly proven the gods of MySpace bulletins wrong.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Well then you sleep-posted.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Heretic!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Blasphemy!
jackiee. says:
ejejeje.
jackiee. says:
I am just too damn good.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
To hell with ye, She-witch!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Back to the cauldron you foul devil!
jackiee. says:
Hahahahfdjfhjkdf.
jackiee. says:
I am sorry you feel this way about me. ):
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Me, too. And to think I thought we could be friends.
jackiee. says:
Is there any way I could possibly change your opinion of me?
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
IIIIII dunno.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
It'd be awfully hard.
jackiee. says:
What can I do to persuade you to think better of me?!?!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
So many perverted possibilities await.
jackiee. says:
LOL.
jackiee. says:
You sick bastard.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
You are..
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
A sick bastard..
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
You sick bastard..
jackiee. says:
Are you going to try and take advantage of me sexually?!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
NEVR!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Well... maybe.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Ok yes.
jackiee. says:
!!!
jackiee. says:
I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
I know! It's outrageous! I'm outraged!
jackiee. says:
You're... outraged by yourself?
jackiee. says:
Boy, you crazy.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
You crazy! .....
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
I may or may not have many personalities.
jackiee. says:
Hahahaha.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Many of them may or may not be convicted rapists.
jackiee. says:
I am fearful for my life right now... ):
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Uh oh.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Me, too. Because, unlike you, I have to sleep near myself.
jackiee. says:
Hahahahaha
jackiee. says:
I hope you don't rape yourself.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Me too.....
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
The worst part is that there's no escape. Suicide is my only way out... I just hope I don't find out what I'm going to do to myself.
jackiee. says:
Hahahahahjfhsdjkfhd haaa stop it you're killing meee
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Oh God I'm killing me too
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Oh shit
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
FUCK OH MY GOD HELP
jackiee. says:
LOLOL I DON'T KNOW HOW I AM SORRY!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Phew... false alarm.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
I'm good.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Oh SHIT I'M BACK HELP
Jakers is fucking hilarious.
I texted my SW.net idol saying "I have a very important question. If you answer it incorrectly, you may not make it through the night." He replied "Oh dear." I then asked him a question which he repeated in his response to me in a comment on a forum:
"If you wanted a pet zebra, and I had enough money for one, would I buy you one?
I'm ignoring the absurdity of 'zebra' and I'm going to objectify it into any substance such as a car, a power like invisibility, or something else like more knowledge.
If you wanted this substance and you could not survive without it and given our current relationship, I would get it for you.
If you wanted this substance and you could tolerate but you would be suffering and given our current relationship, I would get it for you.
If you wanted this substance and you are happy but it would grant you further happiness and given our current relationship, I would get it for you.
If you wanted this substance and you are happy but it would make you the happiest person alive and given our current relationship, I would get it for you.
If getting this item from you somehow makes you re-evaluate your opinion of me in an unsightly way to the point of ending our relationship, I would still get it for you as long as you may be happy and then I will never bother you again.
A zebra is material. A physical manifestation that in some people's minds may have high significance and in others appear pointless. You're not a zebra, or a concept, or knowledge itself. You're special.
Out of everyone I've met out of wasting four years of my possibly productive life playing products and spin-offs of this decaying product to which I'm slowly losing attraction day by day, you are the only thing I can recall that I can look back and not regret wasting time with.
You're sophisticated, attractive, and intelligent. You are extremely humble and a great conversationalist.
Even though you make me feel like a tool sometimes for giving you more leniency than other people and allowing you to touch me in areas of my real life, I have no regrets because I am fascinated by you.
You honestly turn my shit days into redeemable days that I can look forward to. My idols have abandoned me. My e-friends are friendly and have warm hearts, but we both know our relationship will stay only just that, an e-relationship of friendship.
This is not a fucking proposal. I enjoy having you as a friend in both this pseudo-space and in real life. And if you needed a fucking zebra so badly, then I would try to get you a fucking zebra to the best of my ability.
I feel like such a fucking tool.
You're a friend. But I'm a man who keeps a small list of close friends and holds unto them like they're family. So if this was a joke to embarrass me, then I'm not taking your calls anymore.
I sound like such a fucking perv. Ugh."
asjskfjdsk. :D