apparently ohio is hick capital.
you would think it wouldnt take me a week to realize this. but it just dawned on me.
first off. they have a super wal-mart. this isnt just your run of the mill walmart like back home. this is like god to any slef-proclaimed redneck. me n taylor decided that if we ever became homeless, we would have to live in a super walmart. there is everything you could possible need in one building. hungry? why not mosey yourself over to the grocery store section or to the subway or pizzaria inside of the friigin grocery store. tired? why not wander over to the other side where they have furniture and beds set up for your sleeping pleasure. toys? we got em. tools for dad? say no more. fortunately all we needed was new shoes and tons of candy. yes io bought shoes. at wal mart. they were 15 dollars and it was very nice. i used them for one day. and threw them away.
which leads to my next topic, mudvolleyball. i bought shoes for mud volleyball and ruined them. it was fun. i dont want to get into the stories there because taylor insists that he wont back any of them even though they are all true. but it isnt worth it. hes just jealous because he couldnt do anything because of his g/f. he did very well at being good though. dont worry vicki. we didnt win, and everyone was real pissed cause me an taylor wasnt as good as they expected us. two ppl cant win in volleyball alone, but thats okay.
the most current reason why ohio is for hicks. despite popular belief that ohio is for lovers. me and taylor tried to go see wedding crashers this afternoon since we had nothing better to do. well turns out they need to id ppl for a 4 pm movies out here. even though in amherst they dont ever id ppl and we both are close enough. im one week away from being 17 and "of age', but that doesnt fly with the theater ppl. theres prolly only what? 5 ppl going to the 4pm movie, and they are refusing money in order to keep with policy. so taylor tries to pretend like he is my guardian. except were only 3 months apart in age. the ticket lady decides that we need a guardian card in order to do that, and that doesnt exist im gussing?? never heard of it. anyways, so instead of turning back and accepting that we cant see this movie, i go into a big lie about how we used to live in oklahoma, and having a father/guardian that is 3 months older is not that out of the ordinary there, and that if you really want to, i will go into detail on how my family is a bunch of incest breeders. needless to say this plan was not the correct course of action. they kicked us out rather shortly and abruptly after hearing this. so well give it another shot tonight, and maybe it will have a nicer ending.
only 3 more days of ohio trip then back to good old western new york. i had to spend 80 bucks to stay here four more days. its a big conspiracy. i think were gonna see the ozzfest concert on the 2nd before i go. that should be good. im getting off now because the labtop is causing me to sweat like hell.
first off. they have a super wal-mart. this isnt just your run of the mill walmart like back home. this is like god to any slef-proclaimed redneck. me n taylor decided that if we ever became homeless, we would have to live in a super walmart. there is everything you could possible need in one building. hungry? why not mosey yourself over to the grocery store section or to the subway or pizzaria inside of the friigin grocery store. tired? why not wander over to the other side where they have furniture and beds set up for your sleeping pleasure. toys? we got em. tools for dad? say no more. fortunately all we needed was new shoes and tons of candy. yes io bought shoes. at wal mart. they were 15 dollars and it was very nice. i used them for one day. and threw them away.
which leads to my next topic, mudvolleyball. i bought shoes for mud volleyball and ruined them. it was fun. i dont want to get into the stories there because taylor insists that he wont back any of them even though they are all true. but it isnt worth it. hes just jealous because he couldnt do anything because of his g/f. he did very well at being good though. dont worry vicki. we didnt win, and everyone was real pissed cause me an taylor wasnt as good as they expected us. two ppl cant win in volleyball alone, but thats okay.
the most current reason why ohio is for hicks. despite popular belief that ohio is for lovers. me and taylor tried to go see wedding crashers this afternoon since we had nothing better to do. well turns out they need to id ppl for a 4 pm movies out here. even though in amherst they dont ever id ppl and we both are close enough. im one week away from being 17 and "of age', but that doesnt fly with the theater ppl. theres prolly only what? 5 ppl going to the 4pm movie, and they are refusing money in order to keep with policy. so taylor tries to pretend like he is my guardian. except were only 3 months apart in age. the ticket lady decides that we need a guardian card in order to do that, and that doesnt exist im gussing?? never heard of it. anyways, so instead of turning back and accepting that we cant see this movie, i go into a big lie about how we used to live in oklahoma, and having a father/guardian that is 3 months older is not that out of the ordinary there, and that if you really want to, i will go into detail on how my family is a bunch of incest breeders. needless to say this plan was not the correct course of action. they kicked us out rather shortly and abruptly after hearing this. so well give it another shot tonight, and maybe it will have a nicer ending.
only 3 more days of ohio trip then back to good old western new york. i had to spend 80 bucks to stay here four more days. its a big conspiracy. i think were gonna see the ozzfest concert on the 2nd before i go. that should be good. im getting off now because the labtop is causing me to sweat like hell.