Scene 3: [Written] Twittering

[takeanautograph]

[March 12th , 7:27AM]

Today you get to see what I'm doing ALLLL day! Aren't you excited?!

[March 12th, 7:31AM]

*yawn* I'm a little tired, but it'll take more than a little sleepiness to stop a God.

[March 12th, 7:32AM]

Gotta brush my teeth!

[March 12th, 7:34AM]

Only the greatest tooth paste has the privilege of cleaning my teeth.

[March 12th, 7:36AM]

Kay

Comments

[pimpinwings]

[Holy shit

...

mine's better anyways]

[takeanautograph]

[Is not]

[pimpinwings]

[It's totally better

yours looks like a train wreck

mine is PEERLESS]

[takeanautograph]

[Dude, it's SO NOT.

Mine looks like a one a GOD would have]

[pimpinwings]

[you'd think God would wash down there more often]

[takeanautograph]

[I wash down there PLENTY thank you!

Matter of fact, it's the cleanest one ever!]