Celestiaaaa, just killed a maaaan
Had a weird dream last night. I was in ruralish Tennessee, staying at a hotel, doing... something, I dunno what. I ended up leaving with this preteen girl who could drive a pickup (because I needed a ride, y'know?) and we start down the road, only to be stopped a short ways away by some redneck. And something about the way he was acting led me to think, "He is going to kill me and rape this girl."
So I shot him in the head.
No idea where the gun came from.
And then apparently I shot another dude who was his friend and was likely to do the same thing. In the meantime, the girl escaped in the pickup, and I walked back to the hotel, where I was like, "I need to stay another night because I just killed two guys." And realize, I'm all bedraggled and covered in blood at this point.
Then out of one of the offices comes the IT guy from work, holding a gun pointed at me. And for the first time, I have the thought that what I'd just done was maybe not right. So I put my arms up and got on my knees and eventually my face (while not knowing how to surrender properly lol) and he came over and sat on me. He's a fatty, nerdy sort, you see, so it was uncomfortable. And we waited for the police to show up.
And when they didn't show after a few hours, the dream got bored and changed to something else. It was, and I am not kidding...
Cobra Commander sitting in an empty councilroom and arranging a wedding between gay horses overseen by little girls.
I had this nice panorama shot of this empty room, and then he starts barking orders at a viewscreen and this gaggle of pink-wearing little girls comes out and have this practice wedding with a dollhouse filled with cupcake frosting and fake plastic horses. The lead girl takes and puts the horses butt to butt, and then pretends to officiate the wedding in a fake pastor voice (there was a little minister doll in there). The line that sticks out is, "Do you swear to make every day Gay Horse Day?" Followed by a "yes".
To which my reaction was, "Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that every day is Gay Horse Day."
And sometime after that, in another dream, I found a Great and Powerful Tristan brushie at Walmart.
I can't tell if I'm watching too much ponies or not enough.
So I shot him in the head.
No idea where the gun came from.
And then apparently I shot another dude who was his friend and was likely to do the same thing. In the meantime, the girl escaped in the pickup, and I walked back to the hotel, where I was like, "I need to stay another night because I just killed two guys." And realize, I'm all bedraggled and covered in blood at this point.
Then out of one of the offices comes the IT guy from work, holding a gun pointed at me. And for the first time, I have the thought that what I'd just done was maybe not right. So I put my arms up and got on my knees and eventually my face (while not knowing how to surrender properly lol) and he came over and sat on me. He's a fatty, nerdy sort, you see, so it was uncomfortable. And we waited for the police to show up.
And when they didn't show after a few hours, the dream got bored and changed to something else. It was, and I am not kidding...
Cobra Commander sitting in an empty councilroom and arranging a wedding between gay horses overseen by little girls.
I had this nice panorama shot of this empty room, and then he starts barking orders at a viewscreen and this gaggle of pink-wearing little girls comes out and have this practice wedding with a dollhouse filled with cupcake frosting and fake plastic horses. The lead girl takes and puts the horses butt to butt, and then pretends to officiate the wedding in a fake pastor voice (there was a little minister doll in there). The line that sticks out is, "Do you swear to make every day Gay Horse Day?" Followed by a "yes".
To which my reaction was, "Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that every day is Gay Horse Day."
And sometime after that, in another dream, I found a Great and Powerful Tristan brushie at Walmart.
I can't tell if I'm watching too much ponies or not enough.