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Elaine and I were enjoying the day at the park with i made a quite humorous comment about midgets (little people, vertically challenged, you choose) when i very warm looking midget in a green hat shoved me and placed some crazy curse on me. i thought nothing of it until i woke in a very different place from home.
i was stuck in Midget Land and it wasn't as fun as it sounds, i pondered and pondered about how i was going to get out,
when i fell into a deep slumber. i was awakened by some cows, who had this advice for me, "You're here young man because of an inconsiderate heart. I think it'll be in your best nature to change that and respect all that's around you."
I took offense to their advice and was ready to go home when it hit me.... they were right!
i apologized and we all ate some grass.
After my fellowship with the cows i felt a little tap on my shoulder from a little Prince challenging me to a game of basketball, me and my cows vs. him and his little Revolution. So we quenched our thirst with their little water fountains and got ready to play.
I'll admit these little squirts had some game, but me and my cows rocked their world!
After seeing my "balling" capabilities they preached all this little propaganda on how great Midget Land was and if i chose to stay they would make me their King. So my question to the live journal world is:
Should i come back to my average town and be an average person, or should i stay in Midget Land and rule?
i was stuck in Midget Land and it wasn't as fun as it sounds, i pondered and pondered about how i was going to get out,
when i fell into a deep slumber. i was awakened by some cows, who had this advice for me, "You're here young man because of an inconsiderate heart. I think it'll be in your best nature to change that and respect all that's around you."
I took offense to their advice and was ready to go home when it hit me.... they were right!
i apologized and we all ate some grass.
After my fellowship with the cows i felt a little tap on my shoulder from a little Prince challenging me to a game of basketball, me and my cows vs. him and his little Revolution. So we quenched our thirst with their little water fountains and got ready to play.
I'll admit these little squirts had some game, but me and my cows rocked their world!
After seeing my "balling" capabilities they preached all this little propaganda on how great Midget Land was and if i chose to stay they would make me their King. So my question to the live journal world is:
Should i come back to my average town and be an average person, or should i stay in Midget Land and rule?