Single Once More

[take_a_spin]

The game finally broke.

I'm declaring it a draw.

ETA: On the bright side, I've just reunited with a dear lady friend of mine and I'm feeling...quite lovely, circumstances aside. Suddenly I'm ready for work!

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[unpaidpiper]

I thought cutting back on the cocaine use was a good idea overall. All that Valium seems like kind of a waste, now.

[take_a_spin]

Trust me, dear, it wasn't a waste. It kept me calm while I was dealing with the worst part of the relationship.

And I know you thought that. Just like I know you don't think it's a good idea for me to see Roman. But guess who's taking me out to dinner tomorrow?

Have some faith, sweetheart. I can take care of myself, unless I can't, which is why I have you on speed dial.

[unpaidpiper]

Which is why I have you on speed dial

The story of my life.

[take_a_spin]

Well, that's mostly because you're darling and my favorite hobby lately has become drunk-dialing you, if you hadn't noticed.

But really--you don't have to worry about me, sweetie.

[unpaidpiper]

By the way, your determination to set me up with a stripper last night was unprecedented. What language did he speak, again?

[take_a_spin]

Well give me a break! You-know-who had just dropped a fucking bombshell on me, destroying everything I've worked for during the past five months! I think I was well within my rights to get shitfaced.

And Jan is Polish. And adorable.

[unpaidpiper]

I wasn't saying anything about your latest binge.

And yes, he sounded like he had that foreign mystic.