Hilarious moment of the day
Short obese dark skinned woman takes a place behind karen and I at a cross walk, pausing for a moment before stating to us that the man loitering in front of a drug store across the street was just witnessed be her to be having sex behind the dumpster around the block. I never seem to know what to say to people when they approach me on the street with little tid bits like that, so I just replied that that was 'cool'. She didn't appear to agree at first, and made an expression that seemed to say that she was looking for a more outraged or shocked reaction, but for some reason she kept talking to us, going on to ask karen to 'keep that great smile' and 'use protection, have a happy holidays', until we passed by the aforementioned sex man, who she stopped to talk to. The only conclusion I keep coming to is that she had seen him having sex behind the dumpster 10 minutes before, because she had been having sex with him. If there's anything we can learn from this, I say it's "use protection, and have a happy holiday".