It made my day
I just met the BEST RA ever. His name was Everett. I've only exchanged 4 sentences with him at most, but i'm pretty sure he has no friends.
Josh and I were sitting quietly in the hallway of our dorm, the RA patrol comes around. We were both working on hw, but had paused for a moment to relate a story about Marvin Gay. We were using 4 foot voices, tops. Apparently, we were being too loud. This, despite the fact that our closest neighbor, Matt, happened to be present, and attested that we were not causing a problem. Everett told us to relocate, to the lounge if our roomates were asleep. I say "ok, sure, I was about to go anyways". I close a couple programs on my lappy, which was too long of a hesitation for him. "It doesn't look like you're moving, we'll wait". At this point, the absurdity of his demand was so great it attracted an audience who were muttering something about cow poop. Then Everett, as if he hadn't made enough of an ass of himself, went into my RA's room, (next door to mine) and told them to keep it down as well (they were louder in the hall than josh and i to begin with). This was all before midnight.
So now there's a big sign up in our hall telling him to get off his power trip and go fuck himself, waiting for the next time he comes around.
Hope you get a laugh outa that.
Josh and I were sitting quietly in the hallway of our dorm, the RA patrol comes around. We were both working on hw, but had paused for a moment to relate a story about Marvin Gay. We were using 4 foot voices, tops. Apparently, we were being too loud. This, despite the fact that our closest neighbor, Matt, happened to be present, and attested that we were not causing a problem. Everett told us to relocate, to the lounge if our roomates were asleep. I say "ok, sure, I was about to go anyways". I close a couple programs on my lappy, which was too long of a hesitation for him. "It doesn't look like you're moving, we'll wait". At this point, the absurdity of his demand was so great it attracted an audience who were muttering something about cow poop. Then Everett, as if he hadn't made enough of an ass of himself, went into my RA's room, (next door to mine) and told them to keep it down as well (they were louder in the hall than josh and i to begin with). This was all before midnight.
So now there's a big sign up in our hall telling him to get off his power trip and go fuck himself, waiting for the next time he comes around.
Hope you get a laugh outa that.