Merlinrapezorzfan27 *inserts as next lj title immediately, then massages in case of soreness*
I went Christmas shopping on London's infamous Oxford Street yesterday. It was awesome. Because I was drunk off my face. I had a really great conversation with a store assistant in the Debenhams men's fragrances department about the differences between Eau de Toilette and Aftershave. I also bought very expensive earrings in a really posh shop for my Mum and didn't even get thrown out. I am in awe of my ability to Do Things whilst inebriated. And as to why I had been drinking at 1pm on a Tuesday afternoon? My boss took me to lunch and it all went horribly right wrong. I knew I was doomed when he brought up religion.
I have, however, finally finished all my shopping. Unfortunately, cienna has been distracting me from the very necessary task of wrapping the damn things by trying to get me to write GetBackers/Merlin crossovers, draw disturbing "ITAI!" "KIMOCHII NE?!" doujin of Arthur and Merlin (please, please Japan get Merlin soon), FORCING me to write Slash!Dragon/Merlin NON-CON and then reminding me of that traumatic postal experience involving ontogenesis and the Kenpachi/Ukitake rape.
Err. Yeah. You may or may not be able to tell but I am a bit drugged at the moment because I have yet another killer!cold.
Because of this I am sure to be spending the next four days being shunned by my family so I am going to take my little!computer and use every available second of being an outcast to finish that rather large stack of unfinished fic I have lying around, Merlin and non-Merlin.
So, in the interests of completeness and to stop cienna unilaterally adding to The List, I record here all WIPs and fics I plan to write in the near-future.
The List
-Merlin/Arthur, OLD MEN: current, Epic, love!potion with a twist
-Merlin/Arthur: current, PWP, magic!pr0n
-Merlin/Arthur: current, crack, Christmas fic
-Merlin/Arthur: current, World Under Heaven PWP farmhouse tag
-Morgana/Gwen: current, flower!fic
-Kyouraku/Ukitake: current, h/c
-Shirogane/Akira: current, tag, h/c
-Kurogane/Fai: current, OMG SON SORRY YOUR PRINTING PRESS!Pr0n
-Kurogane/Fai: current, desert h/c
-Ten/Hiromasa (no, really): current, crack
-Merlin/Arthur: to write, Epic, torturish h/c
-Narushige/Touji: to write, Kou voyeur
Please tell me that's everything...
And now I must go to my grandparent's, where there is a distressing lack of internet. For four days. THE HORROR!
I have, however, finally finished all my shopping. Unfortunately, cienna has been distracting me from the very necessary task of wrapping the damn things by trying to get me to write GetBackers/Merlin crossovers, draw disturbing "ITAI!" "KIMOCHII NE?!" doujin of Arthur and Merlin (please, please Japan get Merlin soon), FORCING me to write Slash!Dragon/Merlin NON-CON and then reminding me of that traumatic postal experience involving ontogenesis and the Kenpachi/Ukitake rape.
Err. Yeah. You may or may not be able to tell but I am a bit drugged at the moment because I have yet another killer!cold.
Because of this I am sure to be spending the next four days being shunned by my family so I am going to take my little!computer and use every available second of being an outcast to finish that rather large stack of unfinished fic I have lying around, Merlin and non-Merlin.
So, in the interests of completeness and to stop cienna unilaterally adding to The List, I record here all WIPs and fics I plan to write in the near-future.
The List
-Merlin/Arthur, OLD MEN: current, Epic, love!potion with a twist
-Merlin/Arthur: current, PWP, magic!pr0n
-Merlin/Arthur: current, crack, Christmas fic
-Merlin/Arthur: current, World Under Heaven PWP farmhouse tag
-Morgana/Gwen: current, flower!fic
-Kyouraku/Ukitake: current, h/c
-Shirogane/Akira: current, tag, h/c
-Kurogane/Fai: current, OMG SON SORRY YOUR PRINTING PRESS!Pr0n
-Kurogane/Fai: current, desert h/c
-Ten/Hiromasa (no, really): current, crack
-Merlin/Arthur: to write, Epic, torturish h/c
-Narushige/Touji: to write, Kou voyeur
Please tell me that's everything...
And now I must go to my grandparent's, where there is a distressing lack of internet. For four days. THE HORROR!