Apparently Google thinks it knows what I need...

Oct 10, 2005 02:14


okay. so i found this on someones lj who posted in this community about a layout and there it was... the first entry on their lj... anywho... the basic thing is go to google.com and type your name with needs ( "[name] needs") the results proved to be very funny and here they are.
  • Julie Needs a Kidney
  • Julie needs to work on her parenting
  • Julie needs to recognize this and receive clarification from Stewart
  • Julie needs to call the artist at Black Cat Typography and give her  Tracy's
  • number
  • Julie needs to provide her with the names of co-sponsors
  • Julie needs to find work that allows her to do the same
  • Julie needs a team of committed people to pray for her and her ministry
  • Julie needs 15 attendees in an area to schedule a workshop
  • Julie needs to wrap a gift for her mother
  • Julie needs to cover the box completely
  • Julie needs some real hands-on comforting as the anniversary of that first killing spree is drawing near
  • Julie needs one fencepost for. every 2 feet
  • Julie needs some time and patience with a friend who is willing to work  with her.
  • Julie needs to be on her own for a while
  • Julie needs the skills and knowledge
  • Julie needs to be positive
  • Julie needs 25 to 35 grams of fiber daily
  • Julie needs to get to know him
  • Julie needs complete access in the hallway so rugs, console tables
     and plants are out of the question
  • Julie needs to show off her womanly frame, so Trinny and Susannah bin everything in Julie's wardrobe that hides her figure
  • Julie needs a permanent home now.
  • Julie needs your help NOW!!!
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