Some Funny Stuff
The next time a cop stops you and says "gee son your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" you probably shouldn't respond "gee officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts"
Deep thoughts.
- If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?
- How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?
- If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?