x035 What's that smell?

[taiyaki_plz]

Ugh, who left the food out on the kitchen? It's starting to come alive. We might have to purify it.

And the damn dog shit on the living room carpet! What the fuck. Guys? You're really making me consider the joys of single living, here.

[OOC: Cranky Renji is cranky and taking it out on the roomies.]

Comments

[flyingmomo]

When did that happen? I'll clean it up as soon as I get back, Abarai-kun.

((ooc; momo was freeloading, like the usual-aw, hell, idek anymore. :())

[taiyaki_plz]

It's not your fault, Momo. He just needs someone to train him.

[OOC: MOMO IS ALWAYS WELCOME. ;_;]

[flyingmomo]

Ah, it'll take a lot of work to train a dog, I think...

... but it sounds fun?

((ooc; :< *cradles* she'll be moving out in a few weeks, with stalkers followers with one shorty and Rangiku. 8);;))

[taiyaki_plz]

...if you say so, sure.

[OOC: NOOO YOU BE TAKIN' MAH BOOBGURL?]

[flyingmomo]

Maybe teach it to do tricks and stuff! Hisagi-senpai will be impressed, I bet.

((ooc; MINE NOW. >:) *squishes*))

[taiyaki_plz]

Maybe we can start with not crapping on the carpet and jumping on people?

[OOC: BUT BUT BUT- *crais*]

[flyingmomo]

I think that would be the basics, yes! Then teach it to roll over and play dead... except not really, you know, play dead.

That'd be horrible. And sad.

((ooc; They'll be like down the hall ok. Don't fret. :<))

[taiyaki_plz]

He'd just go to Soul Society then, right? You could play with him around the division.

[OOC: *whimper*]

[flyingmomo]

But I may never see him again if he does! It's always hard to keep track of souls in Soul Society.

Wait. You're not suggesting that we-?

((ooc; o pls. take it like the MANLY MAN Renji is. :]~ cookies later y/n?))

[taiyaki_plz]

He's our dog, Momo. We'd find him. Especially if you keep giving him treats.

Am I wha-

MOMO, I AM NOT SUGGESTING WE KILL THE DOG.

[OOC: Cookeez]

1/2

[flyingmomo]

[flyingmomo]

-well it sounded like you were implying it with Soul Society and why would I even kill the dog even if you suggested it, he's done nothing to us so he doesn't deserve it and-

I know! We're not going to, not while I'm around! We just... won't teach it to play dead.

((ooc; I CHOKED ON MY WATER NO THANKS TO YOU, LMFAO.))

[taiyaki_plz]

I was just trying to make you feel better, cuz when you talked about playing dead-

Do I look like a guy who would murder a puppy?!

[OOC: BACK ATCHA, BB.]

[flyingmomo]

... maybe?

Of course not! Abarai-kun wouldn't even harm a fly, I know it!

... Thank you, though.

[taiyaki_plz]

Hmmph.

You should go give the dog a scritch behind the ears, he's looking antsy.

[flyingmomo]

I will!

Maybe a bath is in order, afterwards.