x001 [accidental voice post]

[taiyaki_plz]

[a moment or two of silence]

[SPLASH]

WHAT THE FUCK-

...the hell am I? This ain't no-OI. ISHIDA. CAPTAIN KUROTSUCHI.

...Dondochakka?

...

Anyone?

AIZEN YOU FUCK. If this is an illusion it's really fucked up and also boring. And dumb.

WHY AM I SITTING IN A FOUNTAIN. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE.

Comments

[sideralis]

Language.

[sideralis]

Reconnaissance files from Kurotsuchi Nemu.

Registration forms A-L81 and Archives I-III from Hisagi Shuuhei.

Secure office lodgings and standardized equipment.

All sixth division records to be created and updated within the next 48 hours.

[taiyaki_plz]

...thanks, Captain. I'll get on that.

[sideralis]

Your orders, Abarai Renji.

Good evening.

[taiyaki_plz]

...Captain!

I've been...getting brief by everyone, Captain.

This is a really strange place.

[sideralis]

Evidently.