x001 [accidental voice post]

[taiyaki_plz]

[a moment or two of silence]

[SPLASH]

WHAT THE FUCK-

...the hell am I? This ain't no-OI. ISHIDA. CAPTAIN KUROTSUCHI.

...Dondochakka?

...

Anyone?

AIZEN YOU FUCK. If this is an illusion it's really fucked up and also boring. And dumb.

WHY AM I SITTING IN A FOUNTAIN. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE.

Comments

[sciencedaughter]

Abarai-fukutaichou.

Mayuri-sama is unable to answer you at this time.

[taiyaki_plz]

Oh, Nemu. At least you're here.

Why the hell not?

[sciencedaughter]

Because Mayuri-sama is still in Hueco Mundo.

And we are not.

[taiyaki_plz]

I'm gettin' that.

Anyone know why we're here?

[sciencedaughter]

Supposedly, to fuel a doomsday clock.

No definitive proof exists.

[taiyaki_plz]

Why do they think that?

[sciencedaughter]

The so called deities of this place have decreed it so.

His head hurts lots ;_;

[taiyaki_plz]

Deities?!

poor Renji

[sciencedaughter]

Please review this guide.

His brain isn't meant to work this hard

[taiyaki_plz]

Thanks, Nemu.

Good thing Nemu's here! I don't think many of them are! D:

[sciencedaughter]

You are welcome.

Please ask me anything if need be.

She's the best ;_; we're so lucky to have her

[taiyaki_plz]

Thanks. I will.