FBI MOST WANTED CRIMINAL
FBI MOST WANTED CRIMINAL
Conspiracy to destroying the United States of America’s wellbeing by infesting George W. Bush with that of malicious taint action.
KILLROY SAHEEM BAHAR ROGERS
aliases: kill, killshit, killbabe, hawtie, cutie, taintman, killy, anything that sounds like hawtshit.
Killroy Saheem Bahar Rogers was recently caught in the oval office with President Bush. Mr. Bush was scrawled across the desk with his legs spread wide apart. Mr. Bush had quite the large bush, overwhelming his 4cm penor. I know, gross (anything over 2cm makes me sob). Anyways, that is enough about Mr. Bush’s grotesquely large penis. Let’s get to the crime committed by Killroy. Kill was in Mr. Bush’s office for his usual giving of his handjob and blowjob to Bushman. This time, though, Mr. Bush wanted something different than an hj or bj. Kill knew just the act-“a taintjob”. Kill crawled up on the desk with Mr. Bush and proceeded to slipping Mr. Bush’s pants off. Bush was already erect, with his 4cm of grade A cawk standing on call. This was not at all what Kill was after though. So Kill chopped off his penor and ate it with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Kill was after that sweaty, hairy, TAINT. He wanted to nibble, gnaw, and spit on that taint for hours upon hours. And that is exactly what happened. Now I know you, the reader, are saying to yourself…okay…so he chopped off a penor and had some taint sex, big deal. It was more than that, my friend. Whilst President Bush was in the process of having his taint annihilated by Kill’s sexed lips and tongue, the United States was bombed. That’s right. The leader of North Korea was trying to contact Mr. Bush, but Bush was fucking so high on Kill’s pleasure that he heard absolutely nothing. So Mr. Gookshit bombed the shit out of America and everyone died. Yay. Now the FBI (which included 1 person, whom survived by sticking his head up his ass and keeping it safe by his surrounding taint) is after Killshit because he caused America to get fucked and for Mr. Bush’s loss of one good penor. Hawt.
Date of Birth: January 1, 1992
Place of Birth: Young America, MN (55555)
Height: 6’3”
Weight: 135 pounds
Build: Cutie
Occupation: Taint Doctor
Scars and Marks: Saheem Bahar Rogers has a bunch of scars on his taint due to taintjobs gone wrong. :[
Remarks: Killroy has been directly linked to Kenfuck Roosevelt-Shit. They are known lovers and are not scared to get down and dirty in public.
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Complexion: Light
Sex: Male
Race: Whitey
Nationality. Taintombian
CONSIDERED ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS IF YOU HAVE A NOTICEABLY SMELLY TAINT THAT WILL ATTRACT.
[KILL]
Conspiracy to destroying the United States of America’s wellbeing by infesting George W. Bush with that of malicious taint action.
KILLROY SAHEEM BAHAR ROGERS
aliases: kill, killshit, killbabe, hawtie, cutie, taintman, killy, anything that sounds like hawtshit.
Killroy Saheem Bahar Rogers was recently caught in the oval office with President Bush. Mr. Bush was scrawled across the desk with his legs spread wide apart. Mr. Bush had quite the large bush, overwhelming his 4cm penor. I know, gross (anything over 2cm makes me sob). Anyways, that is enough about Mr. Bush’s grotesquely large penis. Let’s get to the crime committed by Killroy. Kill was in Mr. Bush’s office for his usual giving of his handjob and blowjob to Bushman. This time, though, Mr. Bush wanted something different than an hj or bj. Kill knew just the act-“a taintjob”. Kill crawled up on the desk with Mr. Bush and proceeded to slipping Mr. Bush’s pants off. Bush was already erect, with his 4cm of grade A cawk standing on call. This was not at all what Kill was after though. So Kill chopped off his penor and ate it with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Kill was after that sweaty, hairy, TAINT. He wanted to nibble, gnaw, and spit on that taint for hours upon hours. And that is exactly what happened. Now I know you, the reader, are saying to yourself…okay…so he chopped off a penor and had some taint sex, big deal. It was more than that, my friend. Whilst President Bush was in the process of having his taint annihilated by Kill’s sexed lips and tongue, the United States was bombed. That’s right. The leader of North Korea was trying to contact Mr. Bush, but Bush was fucking so high on Kill’s pleasure that he heard absolutely nothing. So Mr. Gookshit bombed the shit out of America and everyone died. Yay. Now the FBI (which included 1 person, whom survived by sticking his head up his ass and keeping it safe by his surrounding taint) is after Killshit because he caused America to get fucked and for Mr. Bush’s loss of one good penor. Hawt.
Date of Birth: January 1, 1992
Place of Birth: Young America, MN (55555)
Height: 6’3”
Weight: 135 pounds
Build: Cutie
Occupation: Taint Doctor
Scars and Marks: Saheem Bahar Rogers has a bunch of scars on his taint due to taintjobs gone wrong. :[
Remarks: Killroy has been directly linked to Kenfuck Roosevelt-Shit. They are known lovers and are not scared to get down and dirty in public.
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Complexion: Light
Sex: Male
Race: Whitey
Nationality. Taintombian
CONSIDERED ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS IF YOU HAVE A NOTICEABLY SMELLY TAINT THAT WILL ATTRACT.
[KILL]