one direction - louis tomlinson - let 'em eat cake
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Medium: Real Life
Fandom: One Direction
Subject: Louis Tomlinson, Queen of Sass
Title: Let 'Em Eat Cake
Warnings: Language, more rap and R&B than I even realized I had in my entire iTunes library, some slashy undertones.
Summary: Louis Tomlinson is my lifespiration. He obviously LOVES the band, loves his bandmates, loves making music. But teenages girls are the bane of his existence and guess who happens to be the major fanbase for his music, you guessed it! Teenage girls! So instead of having them all burned at the stake like he'd like to, he just looks at them like this:
He is the sassiest queen of sass and I wish I could put into words what his face does to me. His face, his striped sweaters, his bromances, his flawless girlfriend , his flawless boyfriend ... Basically there are just so many feels and not enough handbags to carry them around in. And we know what I do with people who give me feels, I make mixtapes for them.
zip zip zip
U Should Know Better, Robyn. now you know me, i'm a woman of peace. i don't never take nothin' don't belong to me. i throw down and say whatever's gonna be, gonna be. the whole industry knows not to eff with me.
National Anthem, Lana del Rey. he said to be cool but i'm already coolest, i said to 'get real, don't you know who you're dealing with?'
Oxford Comma, Vampire Weekend. check your handbook, it's no trick. take the chapstick, put it on your lips. crack a smile, adjust my tie. know your boyfriend, unlike other guys.
Grace Kelly (live French version), Mika. je prends les poses de grace kelly, pour toi ça ne suffit pas. alors, je chante un peu comme freddie, mais que faut-il que je sois.
Imma Be, Black Eyed Peas. imma be on the next level. imma be rockin over that bass treble. imma be chillin with my mutha mutha crew. imma be makin all them deals you wanna do.
Because I'm Awesome, The Dollyrots. i always tell you how cool you dress. it’s cause i’m fashionably socialized. you’re smarter, better, no, the best.
Got Your Number, Nadia Oh. don't get it twisted, i know i'm hot. just need to know if you feel me or not. i know your name, i got your number. and if you want me baby, i can come over.
Hell No, Sondre feat. Regina Spektor. maybe i was in the dark, but why'd you have to steal my heart? well, i didn't plan to go berserk. baby, you were such a jerk.
Call Your Girlfriend, Robyn. don't you tell her how I give you something that you never even knew you missed. don't you even try and explain how it's so different when we kiss.
Modern Swinger, The Pink Spiders. yeah my baby's smooth like sandpaper, warm just like the winter. screaming "catch me if you can", with a cigarette in hand and it's love. it's heavy and it hurts and it's love.
Super Bass, Nicki Minaj. he could ball with the crew, he could solo. but I think I like him better when he dolo. and I think I like him better with the fitted cap on. he ain't even gotta try to put the mac on, he just gotta give me that look, when he give me that look, then the panties comin' off.
Kiss That Grrrl, Kate Nash. kiss that girl and i will shrink up, and i will die and i will think up a thousand ways that i can hurt you and you will never touch my hand!
Popular, The Veronicas. you always wanna be around me, so you know what it's like when the world is at your feet and you're vip tonight. you've either you got it or you don't, and I'm sorry you won't get there by using me.
Social Skills, Doctors & Dealers. i can barely stay focused on a movie. conversations make me bored. there was no one who derserved my attention. until I met you. i though i should spend my time alone. but now i know that you're the only one. baby, i think i can spend my life with you. (For the record, this song being on the mix is entirely inspired by this gif .)
We Are Golden, Mika. teenage dreams in a teenage circus, running around like a clown on purpose. who gives a damn about the family you come from? no giving up when you’re young and you want some.
Who Says, John Mayer. it’s been a long night in new york city. it’s been a long night in baton rouge. i don’t remember you looking any better, but then again i don’t remember you.
The Party, Regina Spektor. you’re like a party somebody threw me, you taste like birthday. you look like new year. you’re like a big parade through town that leaves such a mess but you’re so fun.
How I Roll, Britney Spears. i wanna go downtown where my posse's at, because I got nine lives like a kitty cat. you wanna roll, that's how I roll. i wanna go bling-bling when I hear that bass, i'm gonna do my thing if you wanna taste, you better know, that's how I roll.
Blah Blah Blah, Ke$ha. music's up. listen, hot stuff, i'm in love with this song. so just hush, baby shut up. heard enough. stop talking.
Killer Queen, Queen. drop of a hat she's as willing as. playful as a pussy cat, then momentarily out of action. temporarily out of gas to absolutely drive you wild, wild.
Medium: Real Life
Fandom: One Direction
Subject: Louis Tomlinson, Queen of Sass
Title: Let 'Em Eat Cake
Warnings: Language, more rap and R&B than I even realized I had in my entire iTunes library, some slashy undertones.
Summary: Louis Tomlinson is my lifespiration. He obviously LOVES the band, loves his bandmates, loves making music. But teenages girls are the bane of his existence and guess who happens to be the major fanbase for his music, you guessed it! Teenage girls! So instead of having them all burned at the stake like he'd like to, he just looks at them like this:
He is the sassiest queen of sass and I wish I could put into words what his face does to me. His face, his striped sweaters, his bromances, his flawless girlfriend , his flawless boyfriend ... Basically there are just so many feels and not enough handbags to carry them around in. And we know what I do with people who give me feels, I make mixtapes for them.
zip zip zip
U Should Know Better, Robyn. now you know me, i'm a woman of peace. i don't never take nothin' don't belong to me. i throw down and say whatever's gonna be, gonna be. the whole industry knows not to eff with me.
National Anthem, Lana del Rey. he said to be cool but i'm already coolest, i said to 'get real, don't you know who you're dealing with?'
Oxford Comma, Vampire Weekend. check your handbook, it's no trick. take the chapstick, put it on your lips. crack a smile, adjust my tie. know your boyfriend, unlike other guys.
Grace Kelly (live French version), Mika. je prends les poses de grace kelly, pour toi ça ne suffit pas. alors, je chante un peu comme freddie, mais que faut-il que je sois.
Imma Be, Black Eyed Peas. imma be on the next level. imma be rockin over that bass treble. imma be chillin with my mutha mutha crew. imma be makin all them deals you wanna do.
Because I'm Awesome, The Dollyrots. i always tell you how cool you dress. it’s cause i’m fashionably socialized. you’re smarter, better, no, the best.
Got Your Number, Nadia Oh. don't get it twisted, i know i'm hot. just need to know if you feel me or not. i know your name, i got your number. and if you want me baby, i can come over.
Hell No, Sondre feat. Regina Spektor. maybe i was in the dark, but why'd you have to steal my heart? well, i didn't plan to go berserk. baby, you were such a jerk.
Call Your Girlfriend, Robyn. don't you tell her how I give you something that you never even knew you missed. don't you even try and explain how it's so different when we kiss.
Modern Swinger, The Pink Spiders. yeah my baby's smooth like sandpaper, warm just like the winter. screaming "catch me if you can", with a cigarette in hand and it's love. it's heavy and it hurts and it's love.
Super Bass, Nicki Minaj. he could ball with the crew, he could solo. but I think I like him better when he dolo. and I think I like him better with the fitted cap on. he ain't even gotta try to put the mac on, he just gotta give me that look, when he give me that look, then the panties comin' off.
Kiss That Grrrl, Kate Nash. kiss that girl and i will shrink up, and i will die and i will think up a thousand ways that i can hurt you and you will never touch my hand!
Popular, The Veronicas. you always wanna be around me, so you know what it's like when the world is at your feet and you're vip tonight. you've either you got it or you don't, and I'm sorry you won't get there by using me.
Social Skills, Doctors & Dealers. i can barely stay focused on a movie. conversations make me bored. there was no one who derserved my attention. until I met you. i though i should spend my time alone. but now i know that you're the only one. baby, i think i can spend my life with you. (For the record, this song being on the mix is entirely inspired by this gif .)
We Are Golden, Mika. teenage dreams in a teenage circus, running around like a clown on purpose. who gives a damn about the family you come from? no giving up when you’re young and you want some.
Who Says, John Mayer. it’s been a long night in new york city. it’s been a long night in baton rouge. i don’t remember you looking any better, but then again i don’t remember you.
The Party, Regina Spektor. you’re like a party somebody threw me, you taste like birthday. you look like new year. you’re like a big parade through town that leaves such a mess but you’re so fun.
How I Roll, Britney Spears. i wanna go downtown where my posse's at, because I got nine lives like a kitty cat. you wanna roll, that's how I roll. i wanna go bling-bling when I hear that bass, i'm gonna do my thing if you wanna taste, you better know, that's how I roll.
Blah Blah Blah, Ke$ha. music's up. listen, hot stuff, i'm in love with this song. so just hush, baby shut up. heard enough. stop talking.
Killer Queen, Queen. drop of a hat she's as willing as. playful as a pussy cat, then momentarily out of action. temporarily out of gas to absolutely drive you wild, wild.