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Jesus Christ monkey balls.
I just got done reading "The Catcher in the Rye". The ultimate in angst literature. Great book. A bit repetitive but great nonetheless. I've also begun reading "In Cold Blood" by Truman Capote. It's good so far but I have yet to really get into it.
What's even better is that my 21st birthday looms ahead (tommorrow actually).
I've compiled a list of gifts that I'd like contributed to me for this historic, mesmerizing event:
1. One baboon to serve as my bodyguard, complete with a secret service styled suit and sunglasses.
2. My own personal army of 200 Ewoks. The backyard is big enough to hold them so it shouldn't be a problem.
3. A year's worth supply of starbursts.
4. The head of Sarah Jessica Parker served to me on a silver platter.
5. The heads of Tom Cruise and Sonny Bonno served to me on a GOLDEN platter.
6. A secret underground lair which can be accessed through a hidden door in my closet.
That's it for now so uhhh... get to it. *claps hands*
I just got done reading "The Catcher in the Rye". The ultimate in angst literature. Great book. A bit repetitive but great nonetheless. I've also begun reading "In Cold Blood" by Truman Capote. It's good so far but I have yet to really get into it.
What's even better is that my 21st birthday looms ahead (tommorrow actually).
I've compiled a list of gifts that I'd like contributed to me for this historic, mesmerizing event:
1. One baboon to serve as my bodyguard, complete with a secret service styled suit and sunglasses.
2. My own personal army of 200 Ewoks. The backyard is big enough to hold them so it shouldn't be a problem.
3. A year's worth supply of starbursts.
4. The head of Sarah Jessica Parker served to me on a silver platter.
5. The heads of Tom Cruise and Sonny Bonno served to me on a GOLDEN platter.
6. A secret underground lair which can be accessed through a hidden door in my closet.
That's it for now so uhhh... get to it. *claps hands*