May 23, 2008 19:13
1. I like the name Tommy. I think Tommy is a little boy's name. I like little boys?
2. Sometimes I think I might kill him, but then I remember I couldn't live for a single moment without him.
3. It makes me uncomfortable when I am rubbing Charlie's neck and he is sitting on his back legs and he reaches his little arm around and pushes my hand down to rub his chest because it reminds me of the assholes who push your head down to blow them. Both of them aren't greatful enough that you are showing them affection, they are arrogant enough to demand the way you please them.
4. We bought a margarita mix with tequila already mixed in and we put it in the freezer. The first time we had it, it had been in the freezer for just the right amount of time that it was a blended slushy, a good mix of alcohol and blend. Today, a week later, I pulled it out the freezer thinking it would be at that same consistancy, but it was a frozen block pretty much. I tried to pour it and miraculously was surprised to find liquid pouring out into my pink palm tree cup. Because I was high, am high, it didn't register with me that the liquid was the only part of the mix that wouldn't freeze, you know...the part that is pure alcohol. And then I drank it.
5. What if I never let you win, chase you with a rollin' pin, well...what if I do?
6. David Cook is my American Idol.
7. I feel bad about something that I said to an unreliable source and am afraid that it will end up badly.
8. I'm tired.