A ponderous thought
I went out to have a cigarette just a moment ago and I happened upon a pair of SNAILS just chilling on a empty McDonalds(TM) bag. It sparked a chain reaction of ponderous thoughts: Why were these snails staying stationary on a greasy bag? Did they want a nice pillow to sleep on? Did the grease somehow affect them? Do these snails get fucked up from the McDonald's Grease(TM)? Was it a phatty grease party and only snails are invited? Why cant I come? Then I realized that they were both sitting on the blue or purple (colorblind >:O( ). How silly I was to think it was the grease. Did these Snails dig the color blue/purple? were they some how seduced by that mesmerizing shade of color I can't see? Damn them for their stalky little eye nodes and stupid sticky foot thing!!!!! I then remembered that snails only see degrees light and cannot actually see colors themselves. My ridicule of the poor snails was unjust. Maybe it was that some dude asked them to guard his Chicken McNuggets(TM) and Super Sized Fries(TM) for him till he got back and those greedy snails stuffed thier faces. FUCK them that is so fucking inconsiderate that it sounds like something I would do. Why didn't I think of that!! Stupid snails with their slime skin and protective shell. What is the shell for? so you can hide from predators? Your shell is not that hard you retarded piece of shit. Yup, I'm sure thats what happened. By this time my cigarette was finished and went inside.<------This is what hours of theatre where you do absolutely nothing can do to you. Be warned D=