story inspired by a concert...
Chapter 1
Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Tyler. He was very retarded because I don’t know. Anyways, he was very retarded. He met a boy named Joseph at school and he was very queer. Tyler didn’t like this queer one so he slapped him and went on. He then met a girl named Marlen. She was cool cuz she likes guys with hot arms. Marlen and Tyler went on. Next, they met a boy named nick. He likes 6th graders so he’s cool. Next, we met leslie, ava, and iris. They cwazy but coolio. Uh…
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Chapter 2
Iris and Tyler and Lesley and Ava and marlen met a cheetah named brownie. She was also cool because she had spots. But then someone in a blue shirt started stalking Lesley so everyone was scared! They had to use marlen’s supersonic hot-arms-searching-power to find a guy with muscular arms. She ended up finding a guy named Jude Law. He punched the stalker. After that jude thought iris was cool so they left and tyler, Lesley, ava, and marlen were bored. They went and got ice cream.
The end
Chapter 3
After a while, Jude and Iris met up with Nick and Chloe. They went on a double date to Six Flag. On the ride batman, the roller coaster got stuck and then all of them were stuck there for eternity. Meanwhile, Marlen went to St. Paul’s and met the perfect guy, named Ed. But he had teeny tiny arms, so Marlen dumped him for Fabio. Five years later…..Lesley, ava and tyler went to magic mountain, where they found Jude, Iris, Nick and Chloe.
Chapter 4
Jude and Iris then asked their best friend, Lesley to come to the movies with them. Jude couldn’t resist lesley’s hotness, so he dumped iris on the spot and went out with Lesley. Then Lesley and iris got in a huge cat fight and so jude called Fabio (marlen’s boyfriend with the hot arms) to come and break them up. Then iris decided that she liked Fabio better than jude and marlen (I don’t know HOW she got there) knocked out iris and iris was not happy. Then nick and chloe wanted to get married and nick was goingto ask tyler to be his best man, but chloe asked him first, so tyler became the head maid of honor. Chloe and nick moved to china and no one ever saw them again…until the next chapter.
Chapter 5
Iris with a black eye planned sweet revenge with ava (ava was mad that she was not in the previous chapter). Together they were figuring out their master plan when gavin rossdale and the F4 member came to their hideout professing their passionate love for the gals. With that said ava and iris were swept off their feet into paradise. Soon they meet jude and Lesley and marlen and Fabio and tyler all together having a wild partay!! So they joined in too and when theyre having their fab time nick and chloe come back with scary kung fu skills from china. Angry that they weren’t invited they beat up everyone…
Chapter 6
Iris was still holding a grudge, so during the party, she put something strange in lesley’s drink. Suddenly Lesley started hallucinating and THINKING that nick and chloe came back with scary kung fu skills, when actually it was iris beating her up the whole time!!! While iris was doing this cruel deed marlen and Fabio felt sort of bad, so they left to get more ice cream. Ava and the f4 guy also felt bad, but they were too mesmerized in the beauty of each other’s faces to do anything. They just went and started dancing the funky chicken. However jude came and said STOP!!! (with the most handsome face ever!!!!) Gavin Rossdale suddenly felt really ugly so he ran away crying. “Im sorry Lesley,” said jude. Iris was still drooling, so she didn’t notice jude and Lesley leaving.
Chapter 7
After Iris came out of her drooling trance, she realized that everyone had left, except for Ava and the F4 guy (hua zi lei) staring into each others’ eyes. She realized that she had to get Jude back from Lesley, so she thought of a plan. She ran out of the building, stole someone’ car and chased after Lesley and Jude. At the same time, Fabio took marlen on a date to get his chest waxed. Marlen was just too disgusted with this, and found out that Fabio had a thing for the guy who waxed his chest, so she dumped him and went to get gummy worms. As Iris approached the club that Lesley and Jude were partying at, she ran into a pole and suffered froma sever concussion. Brandon Boyd was walking, and he saw a beautiful girl laying on the sidewalk with blood spewing out of her forehead, so he decided to help her. Iris miraculously woke from her concussion and at that moment, Brandon was holding her in his strong arms, and they knew it was love at first sight.
Chapter 8
Meanwhile, at Chloe and Nicks wedding, tyler became entranced by the priest, so he decided at that moment that he wanted to spend the rest of his life serving God, so he became a priest too. Iris and Brandon eventually retired from their crazy lives and moved to Switzerland and had 19 children. They were very-berry happy. Lesley became a huge movie star and decided to dump jude for publicity reasons. She married some dude name Hankie, and they adopted 5 kids from Arabia. They lived happily, but Lesley still has a place in her heart for Jude. Ava and the F4 guy’s relationship soon fizzled and died out, but never one to be single, Ava soon swept a gorgeous male model off his feet (he was 20 years younger than her). Tyler became the famousest priest in the world and has his own Sunday-morning show (it was religious). Nick and chloe probably died somewhere eventually (in eachothers arms ofcourse) joseph met that gorgeous singer/song writer/actress, Audrey, and fell in love. Finally, not to be forgotten, marlen married a guy with hott arms and they had little hot-armed babies. The whole group of all of the characters of this story still kinda keep in touch (xept for the ones that died)
THE END (we’re not kidding this time)
By Teeler, Iris, Ava, Marlen, and Lesley (in that order)
Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Tyler. He was very retarded because I don’t know. Anyways, he was very retarded. He met a boy named Joseph at school and he was very queer. Tyler didn’t like this queer one so he slapped him and went on. He then met a girl named Marlen. She was cool cuz she likes guys with hot arms. Marlen and Tyler went on. Next, they met a boy named nick. He likes 6th graders so he’s cool. Next, we met leslie, ava, and iris. They cwazy but coolio. Uh…
<<>>
Chapter 2
Iris and Tyler and Lesley and Ava and marlen met a cheetah named brownie. She was also cool because she had spots. But then someone in a blue shirt started stalking Lesley so everyone was scared! They had to use marlen’s supersonic hot-arms-searching-power to find a guy with muscular arms. She ended up finding a guy named Jude Law. He punched the stalker. After that jude thought iris was cool so they left and tyler, Lesley, ava, and marlen were bored. They went and got ice cream.
The end
Chapter 3
After a while, Jude and Iris met up with Nick and Chloe. They went on a double date to Six Flag. On the ride batman, the roller coaster got stuck and then all of them were stuck there for eternity. Meanwhile, Marlen went to St. Paul’s and met the perfect guy, named Ed. But he had teeny tiny arms, so Marlen dumped him for Fabio. Five years later…..Lesley, ava and tyler went to magic mountain, where they found Jude, Iris, Nick and Chloe.
Chapter 4
Jude and Iris then asked their best friend, Lesley to come to the movies with them. Jude couldn’t resist lesley’s hotness, so he dumped iris on the spot and went out with Lesley. Then Lesley and iris got in a huge cat fight and so jude called Fabio (marlen’s boyfriend with the hot arms) to come and break them up. Then iris decided that she liked Fabio better than jude and marlen (I don’t know HOW she got there) knocked out iris and iris was not happy. Then nick and chloe wanted to get married and nick was goingto ask tyler to be his best man, but chloe asked him first, so tyler became the head maid of honor. Chloe and nick moved to china and no one ever saw them again…until the next chapter.
Chapter 5
Iris with a black eye planned sweet revenge with ava (ava was mad that she was not in the previous chapter). Together they were figuring out their master plan when gavin rossdale and the F4 member came to their hideout professing their passionate love for the gals. With that said ava and iris were swept off their feet into paradise. Soon they meet jude and Lesley and marlen and Fabio and tyler all together having a wild partay!! So they joined in too and when theyre having their fab time nick and chloe come back with scary kung fu skills from china. Angry that they weren’t invited they beat up everyone…
Chapter 6
Iris was still holding a grudge, so during the party, she put something strange in lesley’s drink. Suddenly Lesley started hallucinating and THINKING that nick and chloe came back with scary kung fu skills, when actually it was iris beating her up the whole time!!! While iris was doing this cruel deed marlen and Fabio felt sort of bad, so they left to get more ice cream. Ava and the f4 guy also felt bad, but they were too mesmerized in the beauty of each other’s faces to do anything. They just went and started dancing the funky chicken. However jude came and said STOP!!! (with the most handsome face ever!!!!) Gavin Rossdale suddenly felt really ugly so he ran away crying. “Im sorry Lesley,” said jude. Iris was still drooling, so she didn’t notice jude and Lesley leaving.
Chapter 7
After Iris came out of her drooling trance, she realized that everyone had left, except for Ava and the F4 guy (hua zi lei) staring into each others’ eyes. She realized that she had to get Jude back from Lesley, so she thought of a plan. She ran out of the building, stole someone’ car and chased after Lesley and Jude. At the same time, Fabio took marlen on a date to get his chest waxed. Marlen was just too disgusted with this, and found out that Fabio had a thing for the guy who waxed his chest, so she dumped him and went to get gummy worms. As Iris approached the club that Lesley and Jude were partying at, she ran into a pole and suffered froma sever concussion. Brandon Boyd was walking, and he saw a beautiful girl laying on the sidewalk with blood spewing out of her forehead, so he decided to help her. Iris miraculously woke from her concussion and at that moment, Brandon was holding her in his strong arms, and they knew it was love at first sight.
Chapter 8
Meanwhile, at Chloe and Nicks wedding, tyler became entranced by the priest, so he decided at that moment that he wanted to spend the rest of his life serving God, so he became a priest too. Iris and Brandon eventually retired from their crazy lives and moved to Switzerland and had 19 children. They were very-berry happy. Lesley became a huge movie star and decided to dump jude for publicity reasons. She married some dude name Hankie, and they adopted 5 kids from Arabia. They lived happily, but Lesley still has a place in her heart for Jude. Ava and the F4 guy’s relationship soon fizzled and died out, but never one to be single, Ava soon swept a gorgeous male model off his feet (he was 20 years younger than her). Tyler became the famousest priest in the world and has his own Sunday-morning show (it was religious). Nick and chloe probably died somewhere eventually (in eachothers arms ofcourse) joseph met that gorgeous singer/song writer/actress, Audrey, and fell in love. Finally, not to be forgotten, marlen married a guy with hott arms and they had little hot-armed babies. The whole group of all of the characters of this story still kinda keep in touch (xept for the ones that died)
THE END (we’re not kidding this time)
By Teeler, Iris, Ava, Marlen, and Lesley (in that order)