♖ Twenty-Ninth Entry § [video]

[tainted_loyalty]

[It's not as though he's never seen Cain naked before. In fact, he sees him naked every day, considering the fact that he's Cain's personal servant and helps to bathe and dress him.

But, of course, this does absolutely nothing to ease the shock of picking up his Network device and finding it showing a slideshow of unarguably provocative pictures

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[shall_yield_us]

...well, now.

[tainted_loyalty]

Who--?

[ Double-take.

Oh, no.

THIS THING WAS ON? ]

[shall_yield_us]

Tsk, tsk. I'm incredible, or intelligent, or intransigent, or inspiring, or many other in-words, very short of 'invisible.'

[tainted_loyalty]

My- my apologies.

[so flustered. so very flustered. you cannot even imagine.]

[shall_yield_us]

...and for?

[tainted_loyalty]

[...]

I'm afraid we are not acquainted. [in a tone that says: this is NOT a good time to become so acquainted.]

[shall_yield_us]

Then you should truly, deeply, terribly, presently introduce yourself, hmmm?

[tainted_loyalty]

[he frowns] I'm afraid this is- ah-- not a good time for conversation.

[He can't seem to make the pictures go away, still pressing buttons frantically and finally settling on just-- looking away.

Maybe this can serve as a distraction, then. Though the guy seems a little... odd.]

I am Riffael Raffit, head butler to Earl Cain Hargreaves.

[shall_yield_us]

And you make his tea, like a hatter, and carry his watch, like a rabbit?

[tainted_loyalty]

Perhaps. But not at all like a rabbit, I should think.

[shall_yield_us]

More a hatter, then. Well. Well. He was mad, of course - can you manage mad? Madly beautiful? Maddening? Simply mad?

[tainted_loyalty]

Perhaps I can imagine it.

[a little too well, currently. he can certainly imagine going mad right now.]

[shall_yield_us]

Are you mad, maddened and maddening?

[tainted_loyalty]

No disrespect meant, but, of the two of us, I think I sound the least mad.

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[shall_yield_us]

[shall_yield_us]

Thank you, you're most kind.