Is still not wearing stockings...
How many people on my lj know chaz that haven't already heard this story...a few I think...so I shall continue...
Last night (Spiders halloween, emptier then I've ever seen the place for an event night) I was leaning on Chaz as he chatted to the dj. Chaz thought it'd be funny to start rubbing my leg, chaz proceded to rub 'my' leg for quite some time...then just before he started to move his hand up it suddenly clicked...
'hang on...I don't remember tainted wearing stockings...'
He spins round, to find a young lass (thankfully trashed so no comprehension of what was going on) and pulls the most hilarious face I've seen him pull...
Ah fun...
Oh and I had some fun interactions too.
Cute girl: Excuse me...but...are you gay?
Me: Wha? Who? Me? Noooo...
Cute girl: Its just that you're rather...feminine...
Me: Ah well, the term you are looking for is *pause as she runs her hand down my back* ...camp
(The conversation carries on for some time, getting more flirty, more contacts being made, more hopes raising until finally)
Cute girl: Oh by the way, have you met my boyfriend.
Me: Your...oh yes...I've met him *waves*
>.<
On the plus side they both bought me whiskey :D and I made some nice new friends with them...but still...damn it...
Oh and a guy came up to me and said "you look like the guy outta muse! Which is no bad thing cos I'd fuck you right here."
I'm disappointed in myself that the first reaction I had was "You don't know his name..." before I declared myself straight and fled...
Hope you all had fun last night :D
Last night (Spiders halloween, emptier then I've ever seen the place for an event night) I was leaning on Chaz as he chatted to the dj. Chaz thought it'd be funny to start rubbing my leg, chaz proceded to rub 'my' leg for quite some time...then just before he started to move his hand up it suddenly clicked...
'hang on...I don't remember tainted wearing stockings...'
He spins round, to find a young lass (thankfully trashed so no comprehension of what was going on) and pulls the most hilarious face I've seen him pull...
Ah fun...
Oh and I had some fun interactions too.
Cute girl: Excuse me...but...are you gay?
Me: Wha? Who? Me? Noooo...
Cute girl: Its just that you're rather...feminine...
Me: Ah well, the term you are looking for is *pause as she runs her hand down my back* ...camp
(The conversation carries on for some time, getting more flirty, more contacts being made, more hopes raising until finally)
Cute girl: Oh by the way, have you met my boyfriend.
Me: Your...oh yes...I've met him *waves*
>.<
On the plus side they both bought me whiskey :D and I made some nice new friends with them...but still...damn it...
Oh and a guy came up to me and said "you look like the guy outta muse! Which is no bad thing cos I'd fuck you right here."
I'm disappointed in myself that the first reaction I had was "You don't know his name..." before I declared myself straight and fled...
Hope you all had fun last night :D