Statue molesters
Having nothing to do during the holiday somehow had fucked up my whole belief system relating to the sanity of this world's occupants. Even before this killer dull semester break, I have had the unfortunate luck to discover a few twisted and moronic things people from all over the world indulge in during their spare times. But little did I realized that I have only seen a measly proportion of what the internet truly consists of. Ah, people of the world. You do not disappoint.
Information's super highway, indeed.
For example, while religiously surfing in hopes of increasing whatever limited knowledge I currently have, I had came across this amazing site which is solely dedicated for those fucks out there who enjoy molesting any poor statues, and as you can see, even a giant father Christmas had not been spared of this atrocious acts.
There's an explanation from the guy's kid;
Pat: "This picture sums up my Dad better than no other. The man infamous for neck chops and weenie pinches, this snapshot demonstrates the lengths my Dad will go to act like a crazy man. Gotta love him."
Dude, your dad is pinching Santa's weenie. This horrific imagery screams out 'homosexual lunatic', thank you very much.
Hmm.. This guy must be retaliating because his parents apparently refused to buy him a pony back when he was a child. "Looky mummy! I'm riding this humungous marble horsie due to my pent up yearning of screwing a stallion that you've denied me since I was 3." On a personal note, how the hell did he get way up there, anyway?
Holy shiet! What's the deal with chicks licking giant bronze, wrinkled-free scrotums?
Here's another masterpiece, courtesy of some weird white boy perverse fantasy.
Thanks asshole, for posting the image of you blowing Ronald McDonald's dick. You just made the inner child in me cry.
Its enough that I am already terrified of the clown's leering smile plastered on his face. From now on though, I will always see it as a 'suck me, little girl' look…
Uh, but I can't help but wonder after feasting my eyes on this picture, how does a McDonald's joker weiner looks like?
Well that's it kids for tonight, I will continue to corrupt your minds again soon.
Information's super highway, indeed.
For example, while religiously surfing in hopes of increasing whatever limited knowledge I currently have, I had came across this amazing site which is solely dedicated for those fucks out there who enjoy molesting any poor statues, and as you can see, even a giant father Christmas had not been spared of this atrocious acts.
There's an explanation from the guy's kid;
Pat: "This picture sums up my Dad better than no other. The man infamous for neck chops and weenie pinches, this snapshot demonstrates the lengths my Dad will go to act like a crazy man. Gotta love him."
Dude, your dad is pinching Santa's weenie. This horrific imagery screams out 'homosexual lunatic', thank you very much.
Hmm.. This guy must be retaliating because his parents apparently refused to buy him a pony back when he was a child. "Looky mummy! I'm riding this humungous marble horsie due to my pent up yearning of screwing a stallion that you've denied me since I was 3." On a personal note, how the hell did he get way up there, anyway?
Holy shiet! What's the deal with chicks licking giant bronze, wrinkled-free scrotums?
Here's another masterpiece, courtesy of some weird white boy perverse fantasy.
Thanks asshole, for posting the image of you blowing Ronald McDonald's dick. You just made the inner child in me cry.
Its enough that I am already terrified of the clown's leering smile plastered on his face. From now on though, I will always see it as a 'suck me, little girl' look…
Uh, but I can't help but wonder after feasting my eyes on this picture, how does a McDonald's joker weiner looks like?
Well that's it kids for tonight, I will continue to corrupt your minds again soon.