Evolution of the human mind.
Everyone goes through transitions; everyone evolves as a part of the deal we all had made with God. We will continue to grow up as the days go by *tidakkkkkk*
How I evolved.
1) Kindergarten
- I was so fucking chirpy. I literally introduce myself to random kids in my class with the same elongated lines which I had deemed necessary at the time.
“hi! My name is *full name*, but my family calls me baby and I live at *full address*.”
I bet so many of them wanted to strangle me with their bow ties and pinafore belts.
2) Primary School
- oh here, I was a fucking tomboy. Short boy cut hair styles from darjah satu til darjah enam. Boys were my mutual enemies. I’d have screaming matches with them and sometimes the occasional push and shove would commence if they initiated the first move. *geleng kepale*
3) High School
Lower Form
- *head in hands* I was menggelabah. I was not one of the popular kids but I made a name for myself thanks to the entrance of hormones yang tersekat sekat. There were still fights will fellow boys but less than before as I had started to developed hormones menggatal (oh come now, we all did).
Upper Form
Had a few girl-boy experiments which I was not proud of. *snicker* Learned how to play tonsil hockey and had great fun. Started to develop my passion for nicotine here.
I was called various names courtesy from undeveloped minds that had issues with the way I lead my life. Funny how kids can be so mean back then.
And here, I found my favorite girls which stuck by me through everything.
4) University
- I love it here. Everyone minds their own bloody business and everyone has something in common with you. I can share my secrets without being a receiver of shocked and horrified gasps *roll eyes*
Loads of great people here. Even though we lead completely different lives, nothing stops friendship.
***
Once in awhile I can’t help but look back and wonder if I could go back in time, would I have done anything differently with the little wisdom I have now. Nah, wouldn’t change a damn bloody thing.
Though it’s so sad to see there are still people who opted to not change their way of thinking. These types have serious exposure deficit syndrome.
An example, a girlfriend of mine has been smoking with me since high school, and this other guy only found out recently. Being that the guy has known her from high school, he felt the need to lecture her and then gave her the cold shoulder. I was quite amazed that they still make people like him. I bet he’d shoot her if he knew she drinks.
Boohoo. Self righteous moron.
Anyway what I’m trying to say is that people evolve through the stages of life. If you refuse to grow up, the rest of the world won’t wait for you. And you’ll end up looking like an asshole.
"Do you want to be an asshole?"
How I evolved.
1) Kindergarten
- I was so fucking chirpy. I literally introduce myself to random kids in my class with the same elongated lines which I had deemed necessary at the time.
“hi! My name is *full name*, but my family calls me baby and I live at *full address*.”
I bet so many of them wanted to strangle me with their bow ties and pinafore belts.
2) Primary School
- oh here, I was a fucking tomboy. Short boy cut hair styles from darjah satu til darjah enam. Boys were my mutual enemies. I’d have screaming matches with them and sometimes the occasional push and shove would commence if they initiated the first move. *geleng kepale*
3) High School
Lower Form
- *head in hands* I was menggelabah. I was not one of the popular kids but I made a name for myself thanks to the entrance of hormones yang tersekat sekat. There were still fights will fellow boys but less than before as I had started to developed hormones menggatal (oh come now, we all did).
Upper Form
Had a few girl-boy experiments which I was not proud of. *snicker* Learned how to play tonsil hockey and had great fun. Started to develop my passion for nicotine here.
I was called various names courtesy from undeveloped minds that had issues with the way I lead my life. Funny how kids can be so mean back then.
And here, I found my favorite girls which stuck by me through everything.
4) University
- I love it here. Everyone minds their own bloody business and everyone has something in common with you. I can share my secrets without being a receiver of shocked and horrified gasps *roll eyes*
Loads of great people here. Even though we lead completely different lives, nothing stops friendship.
***
Once in awhile I can’t help but look back and wonder if I could go back in time, would I have done anything differently with the little wisdom I have now. Nah, wouldn’t change a damn bloody thing.
Though it’s so sad to see there are still people who opted to not change their way of thinking. These types have serious exposure deficit syndrome.
An example, a girlfriend of mine has been smoking with me since high school, and this other guy only found out recently. Being that the guy has known her from high school, he felt the need to lecture her and then gave her the cold shoulder. I was quite amazed that they still make people like him. I bet he’d shoot her if he knew she drinks.
Boohoo. Self righteous moron.
Anyway what I’m trying to say is that people evolve through the stages of life. If you refuse to grow up, the rest of the world won’t wait for you. And you’ll end up looking like an asshole.
"Do you want to be an asshole?"