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Stalked again, a rant by tainted_4play.
applejuice is stalking tainted_4play
applejuice’s REAL name :
Farrow Keep
applejuice’s REAL DOB :
30th January 1978
Height :189 cm
Weight : 57.2 kg
applejuice has dreamt about you :
26 times
applejuice became interested in you :
14th December 2003
applejuice’s latest dream about you
You are on a golfcourse with applejuice and your tormentor is showing you kinky new ways to make use of the putter.
This is how applejuice describes your relationship behind your back
‘tainted_4play phoned the police on me again last night. I’m going to go around tonight and finish her off with my hunting knife.’
applejuice’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
You know the way all of your baby teeth mysteriously disappeared? Well applejuice has them.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
applejuice spent a worrying amount of money tattooing your name, spelt in chinese symbols down the side of their legs.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
God want’s us to be together. He told me last night. He said that if you refute my love than I have the right to scald you with piping hot tap water.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
30 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"I’ve had enough of this. Send the fucking SWAT team around. That bastard applejuice has been watching me for far too long. Don’t be stingey with the dum-dum bullets. Thanks."
applejuice’s Police File
It is only a matter of time before we encover a mass of decomposed bodies within applejuice’s refridgerator.
Testimonies about applejuice
alexisrocks - A spouse-beating alco
‘I’m tired of hearing about of these allegations about applejuice. tainted_4play is a demented twat. Ignore her.’
big_nasty - Flaccid Pornstar
‘I used to love applejuice. This news has broke my heart. I feel like beating the shit out of that bastard, seriously. What a dick.’
cbloveskc - Fathers goats
‘Are you serious? Fucking hell. I should’ve known. Something tells me that applejuice is going to die pretty shortly.’