FIC: Inception: Cardinal Rule #1 (PG-13)

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Title: Cardinal Rule #1 [Previously Untitled]
Fandom: Inception
Summary: Crack fill for the inception_kink prompt of yusuf writes arthur/eames fanfic. cobb is his beta. ariadne finds out.
Pairings: mentioned Eames/Arthur, Cobb/Saito, and Arthur/Mal (I'm, uh, not even sure those really count, but we'll pretend.)
Word count: ~1200
Rating/warnings: PG-13 for

Comments

[niftywithan]

"Saito is iboughttheairlinebitch."

"Cobb has writer's block," Yusuf explains gently.

Cobb/Saito is OTP for life.

SO MUCH WIN.

I THINK I READ THIS ON THE MEME AND IT'S STILL FANTASTIC AND HYSTERICAL. ILU.

[zoi_no_miko]

All of the above x 100000. <3

And the pregnant line made me bust a gut.

(Guiltily, I part of me kinda wants to read Yusuf's magnum opus. The rest of me remembers the pregnant line and is frightened of it. XD )

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LOL! I would totally love to read Yusuf's magnus opus as well, but yeah, I think he's kind of a schmoopy writer. XD I imagine he writes about Cobb and Saito running hand in hand along the beach as the ocean waves crash against the shore...

...and LOL, now I want to write a sequel where this happens and Cobb finds out! XD Oh god, I might actually have to do this now. /o\

Anyway, thank you! ♥

[zoi_no_miko]

OMG DO IT. <3 Complete with sunset music. And Saito buying him EVERYTHING in order to properly display his TWU WUV. And getting married on that damn carpet.

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LMAO, I am dying right now. Okay, I will write this! All the pieces are falling together in my head anyway.

...but god, LOL, sunset music. XD And that poor, abused carpet, omg. *pets it*

[zoi_no_miko]

*wiggles in anticipation* This is amazing already. <3

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DONE.

<3

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♥♥♥♥♥!