Moderately disrespectful
I was recording my voicemail message the other day. I was driving at the time (we can still do that in Kentucky). There was a squirrel in the road. It was a very stupid squirrel. It didn't move until I got close and then it walked instead of running. It made a thudding sound. I kept recording my voicemail message while thinking "This is moderately disrespectful to the dead."