[Any Luceti residents in the centre of the village are likely to notice a splash as a giant furry New Feather is ungracefully dropped into the fountain.
The victim of this event is not all too happy about his condition.]
Wha-water-GUH!
[At first he thinks this may have been some reckless move on his servants' part in which he was somehow pushed in
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He is going to give you a small glare as he wishes he had his cape right now.]
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He's going to walk over to where Poland is in his classic stealthy fashion and then tower above you to give his most threatening stance.]
Can I help you?
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What are you?
[Sorry, Beast. Poland's rude.]
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Growl, then roar in your face for that.]
I'm a Beast! Is that what you wanted to hear?!
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But he squeaks, waiting to see what he does before he does anything. If he eats him, well...Poland will try to get away before then because he's pretty sure a beast eats people.]
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Instead, he feels that the squeak served enough purpose, and that the confusion and self-esteem-degradation of today have exhausted him enough already, so he'll just give him a more menacing glare this time and walk off. You were lucky this time, Poland...]
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He chases after him.]
Hey, hey! You were totally rude just then and you should say sorry!
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He is going to ignore you, until you decide to really piss him off.]
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Come back here oh my gosh, you can't just ignore me! You can't just get all mean and roar in my face then run off!
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Cue Beast turning around abruptly and picking the perpetrator up by one paw, staring him down.]
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Dude, you are so mean.
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Moving his face so it's only inches from his and speaking with a death-threatening voice better work anyway.] Leave. Me. Alone.
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But Poland's eyes widen before he frowns, realizing he's not in any immediate danger. If he was, then he's pretty sure he'd be hurt by now. And he's dealt with terrifying things like Russia and...he's not scared of him either so really, Poland's stupidly brave.] You're like, not scary. You're all "Roar, look at me I'm a totally scary hairy guy but I'm not scary at all!" Just ugh, put me down because I like this shirt and you're stretching it out!
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He's putting him down not-so-gently and... and as if this will prove his point he's going to yell some more!] WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
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