[Beast has a bit of a suspicion that today is rather... odd... as soon as he gets up. Mostly because of the chewing noises he hears beforehand... and the fact that these chewing noises are coming from a bunch of rats that are raiding his room. What. The. Hell. He'll loudly and viciously scare them out of his room without even the slightest
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Aha! You must be the giant sent to stop me.
[... wow, this guy is big and furry, isn't he? Kurt's tail twitches a bit, suddenly wanting to come 'out of character' to inquire.]
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Well, until the giant comment, which IRKS HIM JUST A TAD.]
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A GIANT!
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Nonetheless, Kurt boldly holds his ground, striking a defensive pose.]
I'm calling you a giant, my fellow furry friend. But if you surrender, I won't have to harm you.
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Grrrr... I WAS JUST WALKING TO MY GRANDMOTHER'S!
[... And that sounds so less threatening than it did in his head.]
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I can't allow that. Not until you tell me where you've misappropriated my princess!
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P-prin... WHAT?! WHAT princess?!
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[He raises his fake sword to show he's SERIOUS.]
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[Fake swords don't scare him, Kurt.]
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Ahh, then I'm afraid I will have to force it out of you.
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Wh-WHAT?!
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Will we do this like civilized folk, with no weapons?
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So surrender he will not, but he will glare at you while he sets down his basket. Don't want Granny Marie's pie to be tarnished, after all!]
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WAIT DON'T HURT ME!
[And then he'll expectedly hit the ground from the impact. After a few seconds of shock, he will gradually stand up, simultaneously mad at himself for not being able to properly shield the attack and upset that he's gotten into a spot he never intended to be in.]
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