Title: Beautiful Hangover
Pairing: Sooseop
Rating: NC-17, toys, denial, general buttsecks
Summary: In which Soohyun and Kiseop learn about new parts of each other, least of all that Kiseop makes really bad bets when drunk. Inspired (loosely) by Stop Girl because suits.
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“I’ll do anything you want,” he offers. “But that’s what your job description is,” Soohyun returns. Grinning seductively, Kiseop drops his voice into a husky whisper. “I’ll do anything,” he repeats, emphasizing the last word. Soohyun gives in. )
STOP THE FUCKIN CAR
PULL THE FUCK OVER
BECAUSE THIS JUST HIT ME LIKE A HEAD-ON COLLISION
Lol i'm so cheesy
BUT RLLY
WHAT
KISEOP + BUTT PLUG + SOOHYUN = WOW
YOUR BRAIN IS GENIUS DON'T SPEAK ABOUT IT THAT WAY
BECAUSE THAT WAS SESS. MHMM.
OH AND BIG BANG CONCERT? I'M GONNA CRY OF HAPPINESS FOR YOU, LUCKY HOAR D:
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I'M HUNGRY NOW GODDAMNIT
I HOPE IT DIDN'T HURT?
AHAHAHAHA you have only UKISS to blame.
watching/listening to Stop Girl caused this
MY BRAIN IS A STRANGE, STRANGE PLACE IF IT CAN COME UP WITH THIS
SRSLY.
I DIED FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING THIS OUT OF SHEER I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT.
nearly scrapped it too.
but then I wanted to procrastinate studying for calc.
and I figured the I'd have wasted all the time I'd already spent on it.
I'LL POST PICS
PROMISE.
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HAVE SOME CHEESE
UM, NO BUT IT WAS TOTALLY FSIDOJFDSAFSDF
AND YOU. I BLAME YOU TOO DEAR
hm. hmm.
A STRANGE GORGEOUS WONDERLAND OF SMUT THAT NEEDS TO BE SHARED, YES
REALLY
WELL.. YEY FOR GETTING IT DONE
um, this is not scrap material. so dont you dare think about that again, yes? yes
YOU BETTARRRR D:
MELIKES TEH BIGBANGS.
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IT WAS A SMUT CAR.
THOSE NEVER HURT.
IT'S NOT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
You should do that too :DDDDDDDDD
UM. NO. WELL. IT IS. I OBJECT TO SHARING.
YAH. MY SANITY IS GONE NOW.
sdjnjknklsjvnjskvnksdjvnksjnjks
LOLK.
I WRITE BB TOO NOW LOL
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I ALSO HAS CHEDDAR AND PEPPER JACK AND MOZZERELLA HURRRRRR
MAYBE NOT BUT I WAS TOTALLY BLOWN AWAY MHM
IT ESSS
...maybe ?
TOO BAD CASE CLOSED YOU WILLLLLLLLLLLLLL :D
YOU DON'T NEED IT ANYWAYS
mhm
O I KNOE KEKE.
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smut... wind? I don't know.
/shrug
um yes. you should. I've already lost my sanity. Your turn ^^
LOL APPARENTLY NOT.
ALTHOUGH IT'S LOSS CASED ME TO MAKE BAD DECISIONS.
LIKE GET INTO KUROBASU.
AND SHIP A MINOR CHARACTER WITH A SUPPORTING CHARACTER.
I'M LEGIT BASING THIS SHIT OFF OF A GRAND TOTAL OF TWO INTERACTIONS.
OH WELL.
AND I WASN'T MADE AWARE VIA COMMENT BECAUSE?
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Totally.
I'm...working on it?
UM YES
GOOD DECISIONS ARE FOR SQUARES
OH HELL YES
BECAUSE UNICORNS
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whooooooooooooooooosh the smut wind says as it provides an upskirt shot for the camera.
smuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?
DUDE.
SO MUCH EMOTIONAL PAIN.
IT'S LIKE.
THIS PAIRING DOESN'T EVEN EXIST IN FANDOM.
BECAUSE YOU SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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Whoa sessy .
UGH YES
EVERY PAIRING EXISTS, CHILD. EVERY.SINGLE.ONE.
OH HO HO IMPLYING SOMETHING HERE. HM?
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lol narcissistic much?
GOOD. I APPROVE.
BWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. I'LL WRITE IT AND MAKE IT EXIST.
MEBBE.
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Yeah! :D
YOU SHOULD
OH. YOU SHOULD x2
HURR
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LOL. TOO MANY THINGS TO WRITE.
MEBBE NOT THOUGH. WHAT NOW?
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FORGET THE MEBBE JUST SAY YES
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dude like, it's not even funny how many plots are chasing each other around my head.
each time I pick one, another one is like NO YOU LEFT A PLOTHOLE IN ME.
Then I have to go fix the plothole.
Which then causes everything else after it to become a plothole.
WHY IS THIS SHIT SO HARD TO DO GODDAMMIT.
mebbe.
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LOL . I write all mine down . I literally have a journal full of plots just waiting to screw me over
FUCK PLOTHOLES
mebbe my ass :D
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yeah I do the same thing in a notebook that is the bane of my life.
So many crossouts it's not even funny.
LOL THEY TICK ME OFF. PET PEEVE I GUESS?
mebbe. defs mebbe. especially about the ass.
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