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- had to fix the toilet. no biggie, just the chain became unattached (again) from the ... uh... the plunger part? thank goodness fixing it is easier than finding out the name for it. first time i fixed it with a safety pin, but that has become crusty and bent. this time, i used a paperclip. it's already bent, you see. and the shit works even better than before.
every bitch should know how to fix her toilet. i even showed the kids basic toilet function; "this chain attaches to this thingie, that pulls up so all the water gets sucked out, which makes the pee and poop actually flush. then this float-y thing goes up when the tank fills again, making it stop running." when my kids are adults, they'll say "my MOM tought me to fix the toilet!"
- i have this giant mondo zit/boil/superuglymark right next to my nose. it's like i'm growing a whole 'nuther nose. it's gross and i'm sure people notice it before they notice me. at least it's come to a head; good because it can drain, bad because it's fucking draining which is even less attractive.
- kittens are fine. i have the two i want to keep, and found a good home for the other two. got one neutered, rabies vaccinated, kitten shot-ed, dewormed, and a basic exam for $75. there's a Catmobile that comes around the towns which offers this for teh cheap. i'm getting the girl spayed next month (hopefully) which will be $100 (girls are always like that, eh?)
the mother cat has become even more vicious and aloof. she was never a nice cat or anything. i'm going to surrender her to the MSPCA, which is $50. so i'll do that the month after. or, send her away next month, then have the kitten spayed the following month. or something.
every bitch should know how to fix her toilet. i even showed the kids basic toilet function; "this chain attaches to this thingie, that pulls up so all the water gets sucked out, which makes the pee and poop actually flush. then this float-y thing goes up when the tank fills again, making it stop running." when my kids are adults, they'll say "my MOM tought me to fix the toilet!"
- i have this giant mondo zit/boil/superuglymark right next to my nose. it's like i'm growing a whole 'nuther nose. it's gross and i'm sure people notice it before they notice me. at least it's come to a head; good because it can drain, bad because it's fucking draining which is even less attractive.
- kittens are fine. i have the two i want to keep, and found a good home for the other two. got one neutered, rabies vaccinated, kitten shot-ed, dewormed, and a basic exam for $75. there's a Catmobile that comes around the towns which offers this for teh cheap. i'm getting the girl spayed next month (hopefully) which will be $100 (girls are always like that, eh?)
the mother cat has become even more vicious and aloof. she was never a nice cat or anything. i'm going to surrender her to the MSPCA, which is $50. so i'll do that the month after. or, send her away next month, then have the kitten spayed the following month. or something.