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i got the worst fortune cookie fortune ever, then a few days later i got the best one. i put them both near the function keys on the keyboard, so i can see them all the time.
first shitty one: You love sports, horses and gambling but not to excess. :)
the awesome one: Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. :)
the smiles were on the papers. wtf is with that first one eh? fortunes really suck now-a-days. they're not even fortunes anymore. they're barely even good bits of wisdom anymore.
Hunter was trying to tell a joke this morning. little kids trying to make up their own jokes, it's always hillarious because they make the dumbest sounding things. the joke he's making up starts like this, "okay okay, what... what do you call a squid, a squid with eleven testicles!?!"
WHAT? i say, laughing. Alecx says the same.
Hunter explains himself, "you know, testicles?" and he waves his arms around like an octopus.
TENTICLES! we say. (by the way, the joke went, "what do you call a squid with eleven enticles? an eleven-squid!")
it was frikkin hillarious, and totally made my day <3
it's the last day of school, and i still don't have anything for Hunter to do this summer. whoops! Alecx has summer school, but it's part of his special ed, and not because he needs to make up grades or anything. it's more social support and sensory imput activities and all. i could have gotten hunter into summer school too, but i have this procrastination problem, i'll tell you about it later.
first shitty one: You love sports, horses and gambling but not to excess. :)
the awesome one: Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. :)
the smiles were on the papers. wtf is with that first one eh? fortunes really suck now-a-days. they're not even fortunes anymore. they're barely even good bits of wisdom anymore.
Hunter was trying to tell a joke this morning. little kids trying to make up their own jokes, it's always hillarious because they make the dumbest sounding things. the joke he's making up starts like this, "okay okay, what... what do you call a squid, a squid with eleven testicles!?!"
WHAT? i say, laughing. Alecx says the same.
Hunter explains himself, "you know, testicles?" and he waves his arms around like an octopus.
TENTICLES! we say. (by the way, the joke went, "what do you call a squid with eleven enticles? an eleven-squid!")
it was frikkin hillarious, and totally made my day <3
it's the last day of school, and i still don't have anything for Hunter to do this summer. whoops! Alecx has summer school, but it's part of his special ed, and not because he needs to make up grades or anything. it's more social support and sensory imput activities and all. i could have gotten hunter into summer school too, but i have this procrastination problem, i'll tell you about it later.