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time for a large, conglamorate, clusterfuck entery!
- i got my glasses!!! vision FOR THE WIN. they said two weeks, and they came in a week and a half!! they're sexy rectangles with black wire frames. if i had a cam i'd take a pic for you. they kind of look like this.
- went to the dentist. it was this dental clinic. like Al's Discount Dentistry. or, because it was in Lawrence, Dentista barato de Enriquo. (because Lawrence is something like 70% Latino, esse.) anyway, i went in... waited like an hour... then i got an x-ray. then i went into a little room where they looked at the x-ray and announced "yeah, we'll take the tooth right out. while we're there, we'd ought to take out that wisdom tooth right behind it." and that's what they did. no exam, no cleaning.
novicane shots to the roof of the mouth are about the worst things ever. and novicane makes me shakey and jittery as hell. not that i was nervous enough when i went in there. the dentist came in and was all "okay, numb? great, let's go" and stuck some pliers in my mouth and began yanking. he kept getting my bottom lip stuck between his hand and my teeth, i was convinced that i'd end up biting right through my lip. when pointing this out to him, he was crabby and bitchy.
why is it that all dentists have to be cranky, surly, rude, and generally unpleasant? at least i didn't get a lecture.
aaaaanyway... apparently the teeth were harder to take out than anticipated. he needed a nurse to come hold my head down (i was shaking pretty bad. it was from the novicane, i couldn't control it. and i couldn't open my mouth wide enough. but eventually, they came out. i was told specifically "the next 24 hours, so sucking, no blowing, no spitting" and i immediately thought about felatio. i know, i know. i got antibiotics and pain killers w00t.
- ghetto tip #846 - paper towels make damn good coffee filters.
- i'm making damn good progress on this quilt top i'm sewing up. it's going to be huge. like queen or king sized. i don't have enough room in my house to lay this thing out to get a good look at what it'll end up looking like. so i'm going to wait until i get to my parent's next and lay it out over their king sized bed. until then, it will remain as large blocks of patchworked goodness in fall like colours.
my mom is obsessed with thrusting quilting patterns apon me. she doesn't understand that i'm WORKING WITHOUT PATTERNS FOR A REASON. she's convinced that what i have to offer will never sell, because it's not some OFFICIAL PATTERN. she did it to me again this morning, in an email. direct quote, "Take a look at the quilt, it is easy and looks great. MOM". it festures a bunch of two inch squares all lined up pretty and even with matching seams. UM MOM, I'M DOING SCRAP FUCKING QUILTS HERE. she doesn't understand this, no matter how often i tell her.
this is a perfect example of how it goes between us. she doesn't understand what i'm trying to do, or where i'm coming from. all she understands is what she's been told. she thinks the only way quilts can be made, are from patterns. i'm trying to make some without. and they look pretty fucking good. but she can't stand it, she doesn't trust that i know what i'm doing, doesn't understand that i can think on my own, and outside the box.... because she cannot do these things.
she doesn't trust me at all.
- so there's this hole in my gums. practically straight through to my sinus. it's still a little sore, but it's a healing pain. which is 10000x better than the FUCK KILL ME NOW THROBTHROBTHROB that it was before. and i can open my mouth more than i can last time i had my wisdoms removed. then i could barely open it at all.
how about some pretty pictures?
Trik, Hero, Whitmer's funny shirt, Sexy Chuckie T, and the best commentary team ever.
sleepy Trik
laughing Trik. he should totlally laugh more often.
an orgy perhaps?
"it's so hard to be a diva"
lulz at the shirt
he has very low riding tights. YES IT'S UP TO ME TO NOTICE THESE THINGS! i wish i had a shot of the back. maybe i should make a screencap. hmmm...
yup. Bryce is not impressed though.
Mantis and Bryce, commentary team of the gods.
- i got my glasses!!! vision FOR THE WIN. they said two weeks, and they came in a week and a half!! they're sexy rectangles with black wire frames. if i had a cam i'd take a pic for you. they kind of look like this.
- went to the dentist. it was this dental clinic. like Al's Discount Dentistry. or, because it was in Lawrence, Dentista barato de Enriquo. (because Lawrence is something like 70% Latino, esse.) anyway, i went in... waited like an hour... then i got an x-ray. then i went into a little room where they looked at the x-ray and announced "yeah, we'll take the tooth right out. while we're there, we'd ought to take out that wisdom tooth right behind it." and that's what they did. no exam, no cleaning.
novicane shots to the roof of the mouth are about the worst things ever. and novicane makes me shakey and jittery as hell. not that i was nervous enough when i went in there. the dentist came in and was all "okay, numb? great, let's go" and stuck some pliers in my mouth and began yanking. he kept getting my bottom lip stuck between his hand and my teeth, i was convinced that i'd end up biting right through my lip. when pointing this out to him, he was crabby and bitchy.
why is it that all dentists have to be cranky, surly, rude, and generally unpleasant? at least i didn't get a lecture.
aaaaanyway... apparently the teeth were harder to take out than anticipated. he needed a nurse to come hold my head down (i was shaking pretty bad. it was from the novicane, i couldn't control it. and i couldn't open my mouth wide enough. but eventually, they came out. i was told specifically "the next 24 hours, so sucking, no blowing, no spitting" and i immediately thought about felatio. i know, i know. i got antibiotics and pain killers w00t.
- ghetto tip #846 - paper towels make damn good coffee filters.
- i'm making damn good progress on this quilt top i'm sewing up. it's going to be huge. like queen or king sized. i don't have enough room in my house to lay this thing out to get a good look at what it'll end up looking like. so i'm going to wait until i get to my parent's next and lay it out over their king sized bed. until then, it will remain as large blocks of patchworked goodness in fall like colours.
my mom is obsessed with thrusting quilting patterns apon me. she doesn't understand that i'm WORKING WITHOUT PATTERNS FOR A REASON. she's convinced that what i have to offer will never sell, because it's not some OFFICIAL PATTERN. she did it to me again this morning, in an email. direct quote, "Take a look at the quilt, it is easy and looks great. MOM". it festures a bunch of two inch squares all lined up pretty and even with matching seams. UM MOM, I'M DOING SCRAP FUCKING QUILTS HERE. she doesn't understand this, no matter how often i tell her.
this is a perfect example of how it goes between us. she doesn't understand what i'm trying to do, or where i'm coming from. all she understands is what she's been told. she thinks the only way quilts can be made, are from patterns. i'm trying to make some without. and they look pretty fucking good. but she can't stand it, she doesn't trust that i know what i'm doing, doesn't understand that i can think on my own, and outside the box.... because she cannot do these things.
she doesn't trust me at all.
- so there's this hole in my gums. practically straight through to my sinus. it's still a little sore, but it's a healing pain. which is 10000x better than the FUCK KILL ME NOW THROBTHROBTHROB that it was before. and i can open my mouth more than i can last time i had my wisdoms removed. then i could barely open it at all.
how about some pretty pictures?
Trik, Hero, Whitmer's funny shirt, Sexy Chuckie T, and the best commentary team ever.
sleepy Trik
laughing Trik. he should totlally laugh more often.
an orgy perhaps?
"it's so hard to be a diva"
lulz at the shirt
he has very low riding tights. YES IT'S UP TO ME TO NOTICE THESE THINGS! i wish i had a shot of the back. maybe i should make a screencap. hmmm...
yup. Bryce is not impressed though.
Mantis and Bryce, commentary team of the gods.