In which Taiga goes slowly insane.
Spiders!
Goddamn spiders everywhere!
See, it started last week about right when that heat wave hit the East Coast. A bunch of tiny, tiny, 1mm by 1mm spiders popped out of freakin' nowhere and right into my kitchen. Okay, so at first it was only like 1 or 2 per day... kill it and go back to work. Annoying, but it's to be expected with this temperature.
Last Friday, my friend was coming over and you know, I kinda wanted the kitchen clean, especially since I was cooking that night, and of course... after two tiny spiders coming down from the ceiling close to the boiling water I did what anyone would do in that situation.
I grabbed the vacuum and proceeded to clean house. (Since Raid-ing the house is a bad idea when you have three cats that like to go everywhere)
I must have killed about 20 of these little buggers... twice! Then dad came home and decided to clean the house... and ended killing another dozen. After seriously wondering what the heck was happening, we kept a close eye on the kitchen for the next week.
Nothing, there was nothing. Sure, I found one or two in a one week span, but that was nothing.
Today, it was cleaning day. I did the entire two floor with the vacuum. Everything was good and fine. After dinner, I go back down to the kitchen for a drink...
A dozen of those tiny buggers are staring me right in the face.
So once again, I drag that stupid huge vacuum tube and suck up the buggers, and trying my best to not look like a maniac waving a huge metal pipe screaming "I'LL KILL YOU ALL YOU-- *french profanities removed*. I wait for ten minutes so that new spiders don't appear out of nowhere again before putting back the vacuum in the closet.
30 minutes later, realizing those spiders made me forget my drink, I go back downstairs and... FUCK YOU! MORE! Trying to desperately convince myself to not go lug the vacuum once again, I go sit down with my drink in the living room... and here, another half-dozen of tiny spiders on the ceiling.
And right as I was writing this post, I stretched and looked at the ceiling right above my computer...
Spider.
... éavsvj;fqewoifw`bv sjéd.g
Goddamn spiders everywhere!
See, it started last week about right when that heat wave hit the East Coast. A bunch of tiny, tiny, 1mm by 1mm spiders popped out of freakin' nowhere and right into my kitchen. Okay, so at first it was only like 1 or 2 per day... kill it and go back to work. Annoying, but it's to be expected with this temperature.
Last Friday, my friend was coming over and you know, I kinda wanted the kitchen clean, especially since I was cooking that night, and of course... after two tiny spiders coming down from the ceiling close to the boiling water I did what anyone would do in that situation.
I grabbed the vacuum and proceeded to clean house. (Since Raid-ing the house is a bad idea when you have three cats that like to go everywhere)
I must have killed about 20 of these little buggers... twice! Then dad came home and decided to clean the house... and ended killing another dozen. After seriously wondering what the heck was happening, we kept a close eye on the kitchen for the next week.
Nothing, there was nothing. Sure, I found one or two in a one week span, but that was nothing.
Today, it was cleaning day. I did the entire two floor with the vacuum. Everything was good and fine. After dinner, I go back down to the kitchen for a drink...
A dozen of those tiny buggers are staring me right in the face.
So once again, I drag that stupid huge vacuum tube and suck up the buggers, and trying my best to not look like a maniac waving a huge metal pipe screaming "I'LL KILL YOU ALL YOU-- *french profanities removed*. I wait for ten minutes so that new spiders don't appear out of nowhere again before putting back the vacuum in the closet.
30 minutes later, realizing those spiders made me forget my drink, I go back downstairs and... FUCK YOU! MORE! Trying to desperately convince myself to not go lug the vacuum once again, I go sit down with my drink in the living room... and here, another half-dozen of tiny spiders on the ceiling.
And right as I was writing this post, I stretched and looked at the ceiling right above my computer...
Spider.
... éavsvj;fqewoifw`bv sjéd.g