Argh
One of my Facebook friends posted this the other day:
"Yep, the gym was packed today. I wanted to get on the speaker system and announce "May I have your fattention, please?! If the reason for your visit today has anything to do with the word "resolution" please step off the machine and make it available for those who've been using the said equipment in the year 2012 and WILL continue to use it past January 14th, 2013. The dedicated members applaud your effort and look forward to seeing you gain in the year 2014. Now, kindly MOOOOOOOOOOVE!""
That is exactly why people like me -- socially awkward, paranoid that everyone is judging me anyway -- will never be able to go to a gym. Because we always suspected people were thinking things like this, and now we know we were right.
"Yep, the gym was packed today. I wanted to get on the speaker system and announce "May I have your fattention, please?! If the reason for your visit today has anything to do with the word "resolution" please step off the machine and make it available for those who've been using the said equipment in the year 2012 and WILL continue to use it past January 14th, 2013. The dedicated members applaud your effort and look forward to seeing you gain in the year 2014. Now, kindly MOOOOOOOOOOVE!""
That is exactly why people like me -- socially awkward, paranoid that everyone is judging me anyway -- will never be able to go to a gym. Because we always suspected people were thinking things like this, and now we know we were right.