ARACHNAPOCALYPSE
THEY SIT ON THE CEILING AND THEN WHEN YOU WALK BY THEY JUMP AT YOUR FACE
LAST SATURDAY
While I was doing Laundry
Killed with SpectraCide ... but he didn't die until the next afternoon. I found his limp dead corpse next to the dryer.
LAST SATURDAY
Trying to get ready for company to come over
'Killed' via ShopVac. I'm still not convinced it is dead.
ONE HOUR AGO
Ran all the way around the ceiling of my sewing room.
Yes, their eyes glow. THAT IS HOW EFFING BIG THEY ARE, THEIR EYES GLOW LIKE AN EFFING GATOR'S EYES.
Sprayed with SpectraCide.
It fell onto my desk. I heard a thump. It's probably not dead.
I'm hiding in my bedroom for the rest of the night. Sorry cats. You don't get dinner.
*shrivels up and dies of sheer terror*
Oh PS - this is not nearly every sighting this week. The others were just all under 4 inches so I didn't deem them worthy of pictures. But one of them was with me in the shower. That's right, that happened. On Tuesday.