ARGH.
Ok, first of all,
DEAR THE SPIDERS WHO LIVE IN MY HOUSE,
Last night was your final warning. I'm sorry I had to resort to such macabe mesures, but I do NOT negotiate with terrorists. If you want to live, for instance, out on my porch near the light where all the bugs are, GO FOR IT. But I do NOT appreciate, nor will I tolerate, any arachnids of your ( Read more... )
DEAR THE SPIDERS WHO LIVE IN MY HOUSE,
Last night was your final warning. I'm sorry I had to resort to such macabe mesures, but I do NOT negotiate with terrorists. If you want to live, for instance, out on my porch near the light where all the bugs are, GO FOR IT. But I do NOT appreciate, nor will I tolerate, any arachnids of your ( Read more... )
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OK, WELL EXACTLY ... SEE HERE'S WHAT YOU DO:
YOU HAVE TO FOOL THE POLYLEGGED BEASTIES! DRESS UP SOME PILLOWS OR THIS MANIQUIN STAND THING WITH THE WINGS, AND THEN CATCH 'EM! MAKE IT STICKY OR DEVISE A BOOBY-TRAP OF SOME KIND (I'D GO WITH SOMETHING AS HUMANE AS POSSIBLE, GIVE THEM A CHANCE TO BE BOOTED OUT TO WHERE THEY BELONG IF POSSIBLE, BUT THAT'S OPTIONAL).
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