CHILDREN.
Dear Aerith.
Do you realize that you have been an adult now for about ..... *does math*..... 8 years, right? At least? And you have lived in your current enclosure for 6 of those years?
Why then, suddenly, have you decided to try to constantly escape? Is Ashe no longer a good roomate? Do you really want to eat a cat THAT. BAD. ? Did you not notice that every time you pull this crap you end up BLEEDING ALL OVER MY FLOOR AND COSTING ME VET BILL MONEY!?
Seriously, if I hadn't practically hatched you myself, you'd SO BE GOING IN THE NEXT YARDSALE.
*mops up blood and buys more antibiotics*
Love,
Your Mom.
PS - NEVER SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN.
Do you realize that you have been an adult now for about ..... *does math*..... 8 years, right? At least? And you have lived in your current enclosure for 6 of those years?
Why then, suddenly, have you decided to try to constantly escape? Is Ashe no longer a good roomate? Do you really want to eat a cat THAT. BAD. ? Did you not notice that every time you pull this crap you end up BLEEDING ALL OVER MY FLOOR AND COSTING ME VET BILL MONEY!?
Seriously, if I hadn't practically hatched you myself, you'd SO BE GOING IN THE NEXT YARDSALE.
*mops up blood and buys more antibiotics*
Love,
Your Mom.
PS - NEVER SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN.