Syzygy
Opening scene
Teenagers in the woods at a memorial service.
“he was like a brother to me…”
Two blond girls walk up to Boom when he’s done speaking.
“Do you know who the cult is going after next? Blond virgins!”
He offers to give them a ride home.
In the car,
“If Maybe if we weren’t virgins we wouldn’t be so scared”
He pulls the car off to the side of the rode.
The next morning he is hanging from a rope coming off of a cliff. At the top of the cliff are the two blonds laughing and playing “he loves me, he love me not” with flower petals.
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Cue the best television theme song ever!
One of Mulder Scully’s rental cars driving down the road. They get to a stop sign, Scully says to take a right, Mulder says to take a left. It turns out it’s left.
Memorial service for Boom
“…he was like a brother to me…..”
We meet Detective White. She thinks it’s a cult, Scully totally shoots her down.
Mulder gets Sassy
Scully continues to shoot her down while at the same time ridiculing Detective Whites interrogation skills. Detective White runs off.
Mulder: “you don’t supposed she’s a virgin do you?”
Scully: “I doubt she’s even a blond.”
The coffin burst into flames.
Mulder and Scully interview Terri Roberts and Margie Kleinjan. They have the same exact story word for word.
Mulder Scully and Detective White go examine the body of Boom.
Mulder and Detective White see a horned beast burned onto the body right there.
Scully does not see the horned beast right there.
Mulder: “If it’s no bother, if it’s not too big a deal maybe you could get me a few photographs of that thing that bears absolutely no resemblance to a horned beast.”
Scully “Sure, Fine, Whatever.” Snaps on the latex!
Mulder ditches Scully and goes to Detective White’s house so they can slove the mystery of the horny beast.
They go to an astrologers shop. She does not see the horned beast in the photograph of Boom’s body (take that Mulder!)
She accepts all major credit cards.
Basketball practice:
A clumsy player knocks a table full of Gatorade onto Margi and Terri. He is so going to get it!
They smush him behind some bleachers.
Later on at the crime scene……
Scully accuses Mulder of ditching her.
They have to go because a mob has gathered on the other side of town.
The mob is digging in a field trying to find a mass grave.
Scully gives a very good explanation of group panic.
The mob finds bones.
The bones are in a bag with Doctor Dick Godfrey’s initials on it.
Doctor Godfrey is a cross dresser.
It turns out the bones are those of Terri’s dead dog Mr. Tippy.
Mulder: “This might not be any time to mention it but someone is wearing my favorite perfume.”
Scully is pissed.
She brings him out into the hallway and lays into him. And if Detective White is why they’re sticking around then she’s going back to Washington in the morning.
Terri and Margi’s b-day party
The Ouija board tells Brenda that she’s going to marry Satan
When she runs to the bathroom Terri and Margi are calling Bloody Marry in the mirror.
Brenda gets locked in with them. Then you hear her start to scream.
Mulder is drinking vodka with some OJ concentrate mixed in in his hotel room.
Scully is smoking Cigarettes in hers.
There is a knock at Mulder’s door. (please let it be Scully!)
But it’s not, it’s detective White.
Detective White jumps Mulder, he tries to fend her off but she starts kissing him (the hussy)
Scully walks in, there has been another death.
Mulder and Scully fight about who is going to drive the car.
Scully: “Why do you always have to drive? Cause you’re the guy? Because you’re the big macho man?”
Mulder: “No, I was just never sure your little feet could reach the pedals.”
Mulder goes back to the astrologer and finds out that they are currently in a cosmic g-spot and that Terri and Margi have all the energy of the cosmos focused on them.
Scott gets impaled by a garage spring while Terri and Margi are fighting.
The two girls then proceed to rat on the other one, one telling Mulder the other telling Scully.
Cosmic showdown at the police station between Terri and Margi.
Guns are going off, circus music in the background, it’s craziness.
Mulder and Scully lock the two girls in a room together, at midnight everything stops. All is right with the cosmos again.
Scully drives them out of Comity going a tad too fast, and blows right past the stop sign that Mulder is pleading with her to take a left at.
Questions:
1. What would you rate this episode on a scale of 1 to 5?
2. do you think all the tension between M & Sis only coming from the cosmic g-spot thing?
3. What would do you think would have happened if it had been Scully knocking on Mulder's door ;)