My Family and Other Non-sequiturs
Conversation with my father:
Me: I was looking at my eyes in the mirror and they're green but have actual yellow bits in them.
Dad: You must be Chinese.
Me: Chinese people don't have yellow eyes.
Dad: So?
Me: Whaa?
Me: I was looking at my eyes in the mirror and they're green but have actual yellow bits in them.
Dad: You must be Chinese.
Me: Chinese people don't have yellow eyes.
Dad: So?
Me: Whaa?