What kind of disease are you?
Tagrineth:
Tagrineth is caused by bacteria.
Tagrineth disease causes one to be beaten by a broom every alternate tuesday
The only way to stop the spread of Tagrineth is to raise bees in your hair.
Eh, that one's okay. But how about this one, based on my old name!
What kind of disease are you?
GDMnementh:
GDMnementh is caused by monkeys.
GDMnementh causes subject to be possessed by Michael J. Fox.
Cure GDMnementh by dressing like an 80's rock star.
Or this one, based on my alt?
What kind of disease are you?
Fayde:
Fayde is caused by sponges.
Fayde disease causes a constant lack of clothing.
To cure Fayde infection, keep a live squirrel in your underpants for a week.