Google Search Meme
Ganked from vorpalmuse.
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Kay needs to get laid and fast! Anyone want her?
(Or am I just too much to handle? >83)
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Kay looks like your standard PS2 platformer.
(But she's secretly a Borg in disguise.)
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Kay says no WMD stockpiles in Iraq.
(And no chocolate after 10:00 either, young man!)
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Kay wants more kids.
(….in her soup. BWAHAHA!)
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Kay does Vector.
(She also does pirouettes. *twirl*)
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Kay hates everything connected to the sport, and Hal keeps her ignorant of his profession.
(I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. Daisy… daisy…give me your answer do…)
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Kay asks: Won't you join me in smashing the white, capitalist, imperialist patriarchy?
(VIVA LE REVOLUCION!)
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Kay Goes Toe to Toe with Griff Jenkins.
(Bring it on, Griff!)
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Kay likes to tan my assets all year long.
(Bend over and show me your assets, you’ve been a bad boy. *whipcrack*)
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Kay eats crow. The war was a lie.
(The cake is also a lie.)
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Kay wears sheer underwear.
(Oooh la la!)
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Kay was arrested after police found a human hand in a jar of formaldehyde and six human skulls in her basement.
(And you’re next.)
AHAAHAHAHAAAAA. That was amazing. xD
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Kay needs to get laid and fast! Anyone want her?
(Or am I just too much to handle? >83)
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Kay looks like your standard PS2 platformer.
(But she's secretly a Borg in disguise.)
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Kay says no WMD stockpiles in Iraq.
(And no chocolate after 10:00 either, young man!)
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Kay wants more kids.
(….in her soup. BWAHAHA!)
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Kay does Vector.
(She also does pirouettes. *twirl*)
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Kay hates everything connected to the sport, and Hal keeps her ignorant of his profession.
(I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. Daisy… daisy…give me your answer do…)
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Kay asks: Won't you join me in smashing the white, capitalist, imperialist patriarchy?
(VIVA LE REVOLUCION!)
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Kay Goes Toe to Toe with Griff Jenkins.
(Bring it on, Griff!)
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Kay likes to tan my assets all year long.
(Bend over and show me your assets, you’ve been a bad boy. *whipcrack*)
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Kay eats crow. The war was a lie.
(The cake is also a lie.)
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Kay wears sheer underwear.
(Oooh la la!)
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Kay was arrested after police found a human hand in a jar of formaldehyde and six human skulls in her basement.
(And you’re next.)
AHAAHAHAHAAAAA. That was amazing. xD