Gothic parenting
FUn fun fun.
the black around my eyes is not makeup.
I cant remember when the last time I stayed up all night clubbing
my clothing smells like a mixture of cloves and baby vomit
all my spike jewelry has been replaced by teething rings and binkies that arent even mine
Combichrist no longer blasts through my car stereo instead it's baby Mozart
my money is now spent on diapers and pastel baby clothing
I find no time to put on makeup anymore :(
I have a child sittin on my lap shittin in his diaper and damn does it STINK!
he does have black eyes tho.....I have to go get more diapers..he's really smelly.
the black around my eyes is not makeup.
I cant remember when the last time I stayed up all night clubbing
my clothing smells like a mixture of cloves and baby vomit
all my spike jewelry has been replaced by teething rings and binkies that arent even mine
Combichrist no longer blasts through my car stereo instead it's baby Mozart
my money is now spent on diapers and pastel baby clothing
I find no time to put on makeup anymore :(
I have a child sittin on my lap shittin in his diaper and damn does it STINK!
he does have black eyes tho.....I have to go get more diapers..he's really smelly.