Friends Cut II

[tafkae]

FRIENDS CUTSorry to do this, but it just feels like a lot of the relationships I've made over the past few years have been pretty superficial, and the majority of my flist I haven't talked to in months (or longer

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[thano]

hay you lovely thang

[tafkae]

ohgod *FLEE*

[thano]

~* COME, MY LOVE, INTO MY BOSOM... S... *~

[tafkae]

NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE BOSOMS ;A;

[thano]

do not worry. i am a b. you will not smother.

[tafkae]

you say this thing but you are surely hiding queen latifahs in there

[thano]

why do you suspect such things

especially when they are not true

not all the time

B|

[tafkae]

trust no melons

ಠ_ಠ

[thano]

but melons are hard

unless you are referring to the artificial stuff

[tafkae]

actually i am referring to your queen latifahs

[thano]

they are more like keira knightlies

[tafkae]

oh

well

i don't think that counts as "bosoms" then. bosoms are ample.

[thano]

they are of sample size

[tafkae]

"sample bosoms"

i like that. yanno, i think there could be a market for that.

[thano]

... a market? who would buy these

[tafkae]

psh they are samples, you give them out for free