2014, We had a Pact...
Remember? You were going to not suck.
You're failing, 2014, and if you don't get your act in gear, I'm going to boycott you.
No more car breakings, absolutely NO house breakings allowed period, and no more sick/injured animals, got it?
I'm watching you, 2014. Shape up.
From under the bed, of course. Because that's where it seems safest these days.
Yeesh, I need to vacuum...
You're failing, 2014, and if you don't get your act in gear, I'm going to boycott you.
No more car breakings, absolutely NO house breakings allowed period, and no more sick/injured animals, got it?
I'm watching you, 2014. Shape up.
From under the bed, of course. Because that's where it seems safest these days.
Yeesh, I need to vacuum...